Declaration 3/30 : Misquote Ben Franklin Day

[Ceedubya]

"Give a man a beer, and make his SWMBO mad tonight. Teach a man to brew, and make his SWMBO mad for life" - BF

 

[dontman]

"A goode ale is a continual Christmas."

"A long starch chain, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges."

-Ben Franklin

 

[Brewpastor]

Give a man a brew, and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to brew and he'll spend his life savings on brewing equipment and supplies.

Oh that Ben was a wise man. Yes, a wise, wise man. God rest his mummified remains.

 

[Brewpastor]

Ahh, my mouth tastes like the inside on a horse's colon and where did I get this nasty lump on my head, and where is my wallet? That little Frog Tart, I never should have started drinking the old Green Fairy. Oh, Sh*t, where is my left ear?! -Ben Franklin

 

[BrewBrain]

"Pretty women don't make men drink beer; pretty women make men BUY beer. Ugly women make men drink beer." - Ben Franklin

 

[shecky]

Ahh, my mouth tastes like the inside on a horse's colon and where did I get this nasty lump on my head, and where is my wallet? That little Frog Tart, I never should have started drinking the old Green Fairy. Oh, Sh*t, where is my left ear?! -Ben Franklin

I could be mistaken, but I think it was Van Gogh who uttered that last part.

 

[Saccharomyces]

"*&@% EdWort and his Apfelwein. Now how am I going to be early to rise and wise with a (@%#ing hangover???" - B. F.

 

[bob1852]

"I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be ugly!" - Benjamin Franklin











(and yes I know that's attributed to Churchill)

 

[homebrewer_99]

Psst!! Don't tell anyone I discovered electricity completely by accident. I was druck and stumbling down Chestnut and 2 Street looking to procure a wench when she told me to go fly a kite in the rain...after vomitting on my new shoes that's exactly what I did...B.F. Goodbar

 

[MaynardX]

Fish and Apfelwein smell in three days. -Benjamin Franklin

 

[Six_O_Turbo]

"Damn I'm tired of coming up with so many kickass quotes. I think I will retire after the services of a comely wench and enjoy a pint or two. Not necessarily in that order." - Ben F.

"Wazaat? Teh fuskin CODE MONKEYS tookk muy portch sofa!!!" - Ben Franklin

 

[Kungpaodog]

"The United States will never have use for a bill in $100 denominations." -B-'Klin

 

[Ceedubya]

"Brew or Die!" - Benjamin Franklin

(I can't believe nobody got this one yet )

"An investment in Beer pays the best interest" - BF

"If I had a dollar for every beer I have drunk... man I could buy a s***load of brew supplies" - BF

 

[bob1852]

"Brew or Die!" - Benjamin Franklin

(I can't believe nobody got this one yet "

FAIL!!!

Brew or Die!

just joking! I made it up!

 

[Ceedubya]

whew, I was worried there for a minute.... I even added some more to my original post to try to redeem myself

 

[bob1852]

The amazing things you can do on this forum! HA! I made up a quote of my own that I didn't even say!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

"McKBrew has inadequacy issues." B F

 

[llazy_llama]

"Apfelwein by teh pint isn't just a great idea, it's a... wai, what? Who said somethign? F***, I'm wasted." Llaz-----Ben Franklin.

 

[Slipgate]

"It's noon somewhere!" -Benjamin Franklin

 

[Short Drive]

Picnip taps should be required of all young wenches. - Ben Franklin

 

[Homercidal]

"Did I ruin my beer?" - BF

 

[cytokine]

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"You better think! Think! Think, about what you're trying to do to me!" -Aretha Franklin


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[nopride]

"Upon the wall sat 99 bottles of beer. I took one down and passed it around. Alas, there are now 98 bottles of beer on the wall."

 

[Sharkeydude]

"Early to bed with a brunette a blonde and a honeyweiss gives a man a good rise."

 

[Hugh_Jass]

"An airlock, whose measured result is infallible, has yet to be discovered; in hydrometer we trust." - B.F.


"Here's to being single, seeing double, and sleeping triple." - B.F.

 

[fastricky]

"Doth not tase me my fair and noble liege!" - B.Franklin

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

"Yeasties have all the fun." Benjamoeba Franklin

 

[olllllo]

It's not March 30 yet, but apparently Franklin did say this :

 

[JetSmooth]

Ooooooooh Yeeeeeeeeah!

 

[oceanselv]

Older SWMBOs don't swell, don't tell and are grateful as Hell! The real father of our country; Benjamin Franklin