Dear hallway crop dusters

[stamandster]

I like to say I'm a cubicle terrorist. Usually I'll just walk over and ask what the other guys are up to and let a SBD go and walk away. About 10 seconds later I get a response. It's fun! The elevator one is nice too because it's close quarters.

My grandfather is the type that he farts so much he doesn't even realize it or doesn't care to say anything anymore. I swear all the time I'm around him I hear or smell a fart and he's just going along his merry way, not saying a word or even smirking.

 

[m_c_zero]

Old folks feel that they have lived a long hard life and should be able to do whatever the hell they want in their golden years, including ripping ass and not feeling the need to warn anyone.

 

[bottlebomber]

Working as a machinist, you are never far from an air gun. Whenever I drop something off that's really ill, I just send it on over to one of the guys with a gentle blast of compressed air. From Russia with love. It's good for about 20 feet

 

[HeavyKettleBrewing]

Working as a machinist, you are never far from an air gun. Whenever I drop something off that's really ill, I just send it on over to one of the guys with a gentle blast of compressed air. From Russia with love. It's good for about 20 feet

Safety glasses, ear plugs, steel toe boots, AND NOSE PLUGS.

 

[skeezerpleezer]

I spend a lot of time on airplanes, which is an excellent battlefield.