DDT 7/1/14: Canada Day!

[OakedCanuck]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Since I am know 101% of Americans are unfamiliar with Canadian history, I feel it is my duty to provide some Cliff Notes. Briefly, in the 18th/19th Centuries, Britain established colonies in Canada. They were called Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and the Province of Canada (which were later split into Lower and Upper Canada, now called Quebec and Ontario). On July 1st, 1867, the British North America Act was enacted which united the colonies and created the autonomous federal Dominion of Canada. Britain granted Canada independence with the Statute of Westminster of 1931 and severed legal dependence with the Canada Act of 1982.


Fun Fact: Canadians say “Eh” for the following reasons:

1. to express doubt, surprise, confirmation, please, maybe, now, etc
2. as a filler word: instead of “you know?”, “you see?”, “Right?”. Used to seek acknowledgement from the other person.
3. ascertaining the comprehension, continued interest, agreement, etc., of the person or persons addressed.

Anyways, here is my itinerary for Canada Day:

0015: See picture below
0800: Wake up and brew some Tim Horton’s coffee. Eat a TimBit. Take a shot of maple syrup.
0900: Ride snowmobile to dry cleaners to pick up my denim shirt/tuxedo
1000: Make a mix tape of Celine Dion, Sum41, Avril Lavigne, Bachmann Turner Overdrive, Brian Adams and ******* Stompin’ Tom Connors.
1100: Open a Moosehead
1200: Make poutine for lunch. Take a shot of maple syrup.
1300: Make a collage containing the images of Major Sir Frederick Banting, Rachel McAdams, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky, James Naismith (invented basketball), James Cameron, and Dan Aykroyd.
1400: Drink a sixer of Labatt Blue
1500: Repair broken block on igloo
1530: Swing by the local liquor store and grab some Loons and Drie
1600: Club baby seal (Eat a dick Heather Mills, you stupid hippie)
1700: Grill moose for dinner with a delightful maple syrup reduction sauce
1800: Revoke Justin Biebers’ passport (keep him, America)
1900: Feed my pet beaver
1930: Private time with Elisha Cuthbert poster
1931: Drink some Sleemans Honey Brown and maple syrup
2000: Say sorry twice
2100: Watch reruns of Team Canada kicking the **** out of Team USA in the last few Olympic games (ice hockey)
2300: Fall asleep listening to Anne Murray on repeat

Regardless, everyone have a great day and please pour one oot for your long-time ally (even though Canada joined the World Wars years before the U.S. did…).

Cheers ‘Murica, eh!

TL/DR: Canada is the best.

Shout out to my boyz kump Lurkaholic oldp0rt

 

[Stubs]

In honor of Canada day, I will drink something that is ACTUALLY Canadian.


And add a picture of Canada's best product: the newfie.

 

[Stubs]

You also forgot this.

 

[MarkIntihar]

 

[bramsdell]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Shout out to my boyz kump Lurkaholic oldp0rt

Not even a Canadian beer. Sad.

 

[user 305963]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Since I am know 101% of Americans are unfamiliar with Canadian history, I feel it is my duty to provide some Cliff Notes. Briefly, in the 18th/19th Centuries, Britain established colonies in Canada. They were called Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and the Province of Canada (which were later split into Lower and Upper Canada, now called Quebec and Ontario). On July 1st, 1867, the British North America Act was enacted which united the colonies and created the autonomous federal Dominion of Canada. Britain granted Canada independence with the Statute of Westminster of 1931 and severed legal dependence with the Canada Act of 1982.


Fun Fact: Canadians say “Eh” for the following reasons:

1. to express doubt, surprise, confirmation, please, maybe, now, etc
2. as a filler word: instead of “you know?”, “you see?”, “Right?”. Used to seek acknowledgement from the other person.
3. ascertaining the comprehension, continued interest, agreement, etc., of the person or persons addressed.

Anyways, here is my itinerary for Canada Day:

0015: See picture below
0800: Wake up and brew some Tim Horton’s coffee. Eat a TimBit. Take a shot of maple syrup.
0900: Ride snowmobile to dry cleaners to pick up my denim shirt/tuxedo
1000: Make a mix tape of Celine Dion, Sum41, Avril Lavigne, Bachmann Turner Overdrive, Brian Adams and ******* Stompin’ Tom Connors.
1100: Open a Moosehead
1200: Make poutine for lunch. Take a shot of maple syrup.
1300: Make a collage containing the images of Major Sir Frederick Banting, Rachel McAdams, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky, James Naismith (invented basketball), James Cameron, and Dan Aykroyd.
1400: Drink a sixer of Labatt Blue
1500: Repair broken block on igloo
1530: Swing by the local liquor store and grab some Loons and Drie
1600: Club baby seal (Eat a dick Heather Mills, you stupid hippie)
1700: Grill moose for dinner with a delightful maple syrup reduction sauce
1800: Revoke Justin Biebers’ passport (keep him, America)
1900: Feed my pet beaver
1930: Private time with Elisha Cuthbert poster
1931: Drink some Sleemans Honey Brown and maple syrup
2000: Say sorry twice
2100: Watch reruns of Team Canada kicking the **** out of Team USA in the last few Olympic games (ice hockey)
2300: Fall asleep listening to Anne Murray on repeat

Regardless, everyone have a great day and please pour one oot for your long-time ally (even though Canada joined the World Wars years before the U.S. did…).

Cheers ‘Murica, eh!

TL/DR: Canada is the best.

Shout out to my boyz kump Lurkaholic oldp0rt

Dat Sleeman's Honey Brown. My "go to" beer in high school while everyone else drank Blue or Canadian. I was shocked when I moved to Michigan in 2002 and found it on the shelves. It disappeared shortly thereafter. Happy Canada Day to you OakedCanuck, and to all the other Canadians, either back in the homeland or scattered abroad. Cheers!

 

[blue_bleeder]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Since I am know 101% of Americans are unfamiliar with Canadian history, I feel it is my duty to provide some Cliff Notes. Briefly, in the 18th/19th Centuries, Britain established colonies in Canada. They were called Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and the Province of Canada (which were later split into Lower and Upper Canada, now called Quebec and Ontario). On July 1st, 1867, the British North America Act was enacted which united the colonies and created the autonomous federal Dominion of Canada. Britain granted Canada independence with the Statute of Westminster of 1931 and severed legal dependence with the Canada Act of 1982.


Fun Fact: Canadians say “Eh” for the following reasons:

1. to express doubt, surprise, confirmation, please, maybe, now, etc
2. as a filler word: instead of “you know?”, “you see?”, “Right?”. Used to seek acknowledgement from the other person.
3. ascertaining the comprehension, continued interest, agreement, etc., of the person or persons addressed.

Anyways, here is my itinerary for Canada Day:

0015: See picture below
0800: Wake up and brew some Tim Horton’s coffee. Eat a TimBit. Take a shot of maple syrup.
0900: Ride snowmobile to dry cleaners to pick up my denim shirt/tuxedo
1000: Make a mix tape of Celine Dion, Sum41, Avril Lavigne, Bachmann Turner Overdrive, Brian Adams and ******* Stompin’ Tom Connors.
1100: Open a Moosehead
1200: Make poutine for lunch. Take a shot of maple syrup.
1300: Make a collage containing the images of Major Sir Frederick Banting, Rachel McAdams, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky, James Naismith (invented basketball), James Cameron, and Dan Aykroyd.
1400: Drink a sixer of Labatt Blue
1500: Repair broken block on igloo
1530: Swing by the local liquor store and grab some Loons and Drie
1600: Club baby seal (Eat a dick Heather Mills, you stupid hippie)
1700: Grill moose for dinner with a delightful maple syrup reduction sauce
1800: Revoke Justin Biebers’ passport (keep him, America)
1900: Feed my pet beaver
1930: Private time with Elisha Cuthbert poster
1931: Drink some Sleemans Honey Brown and maple syrup
2000: Say sorry twice
2100: Watch reruns of Team Canada kicking the **** out of Team USA in the last few Olympic games (ice hockey)
2300: Fall asleep listening to Anne Murray on repeat

Regardless, everyone have a great day and please pour one oot for your long-time ally (even though Canada joined the World Wars years before the U.S. did…).

Cheers ‘Murica, eh!

TL/DR: Canada is the best.

Shout out to my boyz kump Lurkaholic oldp0rt

 

[Hanzo1]

Here I thought yesterday had the worst DDT start ever.

 

[Lutter]

Canadians in a nutshell:



My cousin who lives in Canada has to carry bear spray with him when he walks to work. Yeah.

 

[Trady]

 

[Lutter]

First beer this morning...


Weyerbacher Insanity

Dat color.

 

[BusinessSloth]

In honor of Canada day, I will drink something that is ACTUALLY Canadian.


And add a picture of Canada's best product: the newfie.

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

Since I am know 101% of Americans are unfamiliar with Canadian history, I feel it is my duty to provide some Cliff Notes. Briefly, in the 18th/19th Centuries, Britain established colonies in Canada. They were called Nova Scotia, New Brunswick and the Province of Canada (which were later split into Lower and Upper Canada, now called Quebec and Ontario). On July 1st, 1867, the British North America Act was enacted which united the colonies and created the autonomous federal Dominion of Canada. Britain granted Canada independence with the Statute of Westminster of 1931 and severed legal dependence with the Canada Act of 1982.


Fun Fact: Canadians say “Eh” for the following reasons:

1. to express doubt, surprise, confirmation, please, maybe, now, etc
2. as a filler word: instead of “you know?”, “you see?”, “Right?”. Used to seek acknowledgement from the other person.
3. ascertaining the comprehension, continued interest, agreement, etc., of the person or persons addressed.

Anyways, here is my itinerary for Canada Day:

0015: See picture below
0800: Wake up and brew some Tim Horton’s coffee. Eat a TimBit. Take a shot of maple syrup.
0900: Ride snowmobile to dry cleaners to pick up my denim shirt/tuxedo
1000: Make a mix tape of Celine Dion, Sum41, Avril Lavigne, Bachmann Turner Overdrive, Brian Adams and ******* Stompin’ Tom Connors.
1100: Open a Moosehead
1200: Make poutine for lunch. Take a shot of maple syrup.
1300: Make a collage containing the images of Major Sir Frederick Banting, Rachel McAdams, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky, James Naismith (invented basketball), James Cameron, and Dan Aykroyd.
1400: Drink a sixer of Labatt Blue
1500: Repair broken block on igloo
1530: Swing by the local liquor store and grab some Loons and Drie
1600: Club baby seal (Eat a dick Heather Mills, you stupid hippie)
1700: Grill moose for dinner with a delightful maple syrup reduction sauce
1800: Revoke Justin Biebers’ passport (keep him, America)
1900: Feed my pet beaver
1930: Private time with Elisha Cuthbert poster
1931: Drink some Sleemans Honey Brown and maple syrup
2000: Say sorry twice
2100: Watch reruns of Team Canada kicking the **** out of Team USA in the last few Olympic games (ice hockey)
2300: Fall asleep listening to Anne Murray on repeat

Regardless, everyone have a great day and please pour one oot for your long-time ally (even though Canada joined the World Wars years before the U.S. did…).

Cheers ‘Murica, eh!

TL/DR: Canada is the best.

Shout out to my boyz kump Lurkaholic oldp0rt

Canada is a country, and Jefferson's is Canadian? mind=blown.

 

[ridglens]

1900: Feed my pet beaver

you married?

 

[rsths13]

OakedCanuck you're the wurst. Why do you have to ruin USA v Belgium with your silly Canadian holidays?

 

[BusinessSloth]

you married?

Unfortunately. Believe me. I tried to hit it and quit it with OakedCanuck

 

[blue_bleeder]

Here I thought yesterday had the worst DDT start ever.

Title
Story to go with title
Beer

So much better than yesterday.

 

[pharts]

Happy C day you hosers. I've already consumed a few liters of beer and hiked a few kilometers.

 

[Stubs]

Canada is a country, and Jefferson's is Canadian? mind=blown.

Just the juice for the rye.

 

[quirkzoo1]

HAPPY CANADA DAY!

1000: Make a mix tape of Celine Dion, Sum41, Avril Lavigne, Bachmann Turner Overdrive, Brian Adams and ******* Stompin’ Tom Connors.

Here I thought yesterday had the worst DDT start ever.

You think this is worst? You ain't seen nothing yet.

 

[JulianB1]

Every "I'm not drinking ANY Belgian beer today" ****** would piss on their Team USA poster for a pour of Don Q.

 

[black_cascade]

You also forgot this.

THANK YOU!!!! How can a true Canadian forget the greatest thing to come out of Canada?!!?!

 

[Compton25]

American beer..traitorous glassware.

 

[Lurkaholic]

Dug out one of my favourite Canadian beers for today. Happy Canada day OakedCanuck tom10101 iguenard bentleybeans kump oldp0rt and all to all you yanks too.

Cheers!

 

[kump]

To celebrate Canada day I am going to proceed to Lurkaholic's place and watch the BEL/USA game while drinking Belgian and American beers.

Then I'll go over to the local and get my pride on I guess.

 

[JonathanAmes]

Saw this thread & was thinking how would OakedCanuck celebrate Canada Day if he was 1500 miles south??? So of course at Alpine drinking Nelson getting ready for the game. Happy Canada Day Colin!

 

[ridglens]

Every "I'm not drinking ANY Belgian beer today" ****** would piss on their Team USA poster for a pour of Chimay anything.

FTFY....it's soccer dude.

 

[Coldsnack]

Let's go USA!

 

[PeelBacks]

BA Speedway pit stop at Alesmith in between "errands" (getting a Societe growler fill & eating French toast panini)

 

[Stubs]

Easy hike with the kiddo.

Now enjoying this.

 

[grandmeaulnes]

off work and rooting on the USMNT