Dark Lord Day 2015

[user 306237]

Do not dome the whole bottle. Heart may explode.

HEED THIS WARNING!!!
http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/dark-lord-day-2014.7026/page-43#post-240291

Also, not worth it. The barrel-flavor is likely complete weaksauce and it's just... good iced coffee. Which you can get from the source throughout most of the summer (they still may be filling growers, too).

 

[gtx281]

Honestly I want the purps glass more than the derk lerd and will nearly piss my damn self again to get it.

Almost pissing yourself to get a glass for a beer that you don't like.

Great plan.

 

[user 306237]

Honestly I want the purps glass more than the derk lerd and will nearly piss my damn self again to get it.

They may make the glassware available online after the event like they did last year. Different colors but I still have a diner mug and mini-snifter and I didn't even go to DLD '14!

 

[LSMroz]

Dark Lord Day Items for Sale


1. Snifters 5.5 ounce

Qty: 4000

Price: 2-pack $25.00

Limit: 1 2-pack of each color, or 4 total per person. While supplies last

Description: 2000 each of the purple and gold. Each glass will have the 3F's & DMC logo on one side of the glass. (Like last year) Gold = both logos in gold. Purple = both logos in Purple


2. Bombers

Qty: 2500

Price: $12.00 each or $40 per 4-pack

Limit: No Limit

Description: Dark Blood barrel aged iced coffee 22 ounce, hand made, wax-dipped bomber


3. Dark Blood Whole Bean Coffee

Qty: 500

Price: $20.00

Limit: No limit on bags of coffee

Description: Cognac Barrel Aged Dark Blood 12oz whole bean. This is the whole bean version of the iced coffee bomber, aged in the Dark Lord Coffee Variant Cognac barrel.


4. Koozie

Qty: 1000

Price: $10.00 each

Limit: No limit

Description: Fits any bottle from 12oz -2-liter. Red, white, black colored koozie with the 3F logo on one side and the DMC logo on the other.


5. Goblet Glasses

Qty: 2000

Price: $15.00 each

Limit: No Limit

Description: 21 oz clear glass, gold printed 3F & DMC logos, one on each side.


6. Coffee Mugs

Qty: 1000

Price: $12.00

Limit: None

Description: 10 oz black mug with gold printed 3F & DMC logos


http://www.darkmattercoffee.com/pages/dark-lord-day

Lol at no limits for mugs and goblets. Like srs?? Gonna be a line cutting cluster like last year. Pass!!

EDIT: Like srs!! Posting low glassware count and no limit in same sentence?! I swear #newmoney is already planning on getting there first to buy 100 of each to flip for rareWhalez!

 

[ChicagoGuy]

They may make the glassware available online after the event like they did last year. Different colors but I still have a diner mug and mini-snifter and I didn't even go to DLD '14!

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Lol at no limits for mugs and goblets. Like srs?? Gonna be a line cutting cluster like last year. Pass!!

EDIT: Like srs!! Posting low glassware count and no limit in same sentence?! I swear #newmoney is already planning on getting there first to buy 100 of each to flip for rareWhalez!

I propose a new game: how subtly can you stick your foot out in front of some guy walking to his car with 4 cases of DLD goblets destined for ebay?

 

[RedCoffee]

Lol at no limits for mugs and goblets. Like srs?? Gonna be a line cutting cluster like last year. Pass!!

EDIT: Like srs!! Posting low glassware count and no limit in same sentence?! I swear #newmoney is already planning on getting there first to buy 100 of each to flip for rareWhalez!

Yep. That line is officially on my list of must-see events. Who wants to start a rumor that half of the glasses burned down got smashed by construction so you better get in line fast?

 

[stxSS07]

All of you go get glassware so I can enjoy my yearly casual stroll up and down the big tent draft line as I aimlessly peruse the offerings with 4 other people.

 

[ridglens]

First thought:
dang, i need one of those goblets, that's cool! maybe a pair of minis too!

Second thought:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA **** THAT ****, i will likely be playing cornhole not in line yet when they sell out.

oh well.
FT: last year's glass i wasted my time getting
ISO: this year's i hope i don't!

 

[gtx281]

Lol at no limits for mugs and goblets. Like srs?? Gonna be a line cutting cluster like last year. Pass!!

EDIT: Like srs!! Posting low glassware count and no limit in same sentence?! I swear #newmoney is already planning on getting there first to buy 100 of each to flip for rareWhalez!

No worries. New Money will be saving most of their cash for all the Hunter variants at 18th Street the night before.

 

[RedCoffee]

All of you go get glassware so I can enjoy my yearly casual stroll up and down the big tent draft line as I aimlessly peruse the offerings with 4 other people.

This is exactly what I was thinking.

 

[gtx281]

TB snifter is the only glass that matters this year.

 

[ridglens]

TB snifter is the only glass that matters this year.

stahp.

my only hope now it that Gene is also playing cornhole!

 

[RedCoffee]

stahp.

my only hope now it that Gene is also playing cornhole!

I hope there is a challenge to get a glass. Like eating reubens, correctly identifying who the wurst is, or sexually satisfying MordorMongo.

 

[Gene1]

a challenge... sexually satisfying MordorMongo.

 

[RedCoffee]

That's the one you keep in your back pocket for when you run out of glasses.

yourewelcome.gif

 

[Lansman]

<Looks at glassware lineup>
Man, those mugs are pretty sweet and I always like those mini snifters.
<pause>
That line was horrible last year though.
<Reads through comments on BA and TB>
That's a really good point stxSS07 ...
<pause>
F that. I'm all about taking advantage of the distraction to have a free shot at everything on tap right away with no line.

 

[jeblikesbeer]

I WANTS MY PURPLE GLASS WHALEZ!

but i also want the free go at guest taps.... sprinting for the glass line and getting that over in the first 10 min it is again... remembering to piss beforehand... maybe i wont be plastered like last year by that time...

 

[ChicagoGuy]

So how does this thing work? We're booked on the 8am Jak's Tap bus, so I'm assuming we'll roll in around 9am. Assuming I skip the glassware (the more I think about it, the more the thought of carrying around a backpack full of glassware all day as I get progressively drunker sounds like a bad idea), should we immediately get in whichever entry line corresponds with group A and get the whole bottle allocation thing out of the way first?

 

[franch]

lol hey guys want to hear something funny.

i have to do DLD kinda sober-ish this year. like, i'm only in chicago because there's a charity dinner thing the evening of DLD i have to go to. sooooooo.... yeah, still not standing in line for glasses

 

[jeblikesbeer]

i have to do DLD kinda sober-ish this year.

you are adorable.... i'm gonna have backfat find you and make you drink half a bottle of whatever the **** mist he's running with you...

 

[ClCardinal84]

All of you go get glassware so I can enjoy my yearly casual stroll up and down the big tent draft line as I aimlessly peruse the offerings with 4 other people.

This.

 

[MarkIntihar]

I need one of those goblets in my life.

 

[lb304854]

I need one of those goblets in my life.

Have to walk through the front gate to get them.

 

[MarkIntihar]

Have to find someone walking through the front gate willing to get an extra for you.

FTFY

 

[jeblikesbeer]

FTFY

wait mark are you not going? is so... i gotcha

 

[MarkIntihar]

wait mark are you not going? is so... i gotcha

Oh I'm going, I just don't plan on being one of the first people in line when the gates open. Also our group usually sets up by the south gates rather than the north ones (the line I believe lurchingbeast is referring to), and I think that's the plan again this year.

 

[ridglens]

Oh I'm going, I just don't plan on being one of the first people in line when the gates open. Also our group usually sets up by the south gates rather than the north ones (the line I believe lurchingbeast is referring to), and I think that's the plan again this year.

dittos.

will pay pours for glass mules.

 

[MarkIntihar]

wait mark are you not going? is so... i gotcha

Also LYMI

 

[RedCoffee]

lol hey guys want to hear something funny.

i have to do DLD kinda sober-ish this year. like, i'm only in chicago because there's a charity dinner thing the evening of DLD i have to go to. sooooooo.... yeah, still not standing in line for glasses

One of my group is planning to drive there and drive home because he "isn't going to drink much." He has a test on Tuesday. ****** TUESDAY.

I am going to ******* wreck his plan. I expect you lot will be accomplices in some manner.