Dark Lord 2016

[Lansman]

I love busting balls & talking **** as much as the next guy here, but Lawyer21 has kept it classy with his two posts in this thread so far. Christmas spirit, shitfaced bygones, yadda yadda?

Seeing these posts through quotes of others for the first time, the public apology is accepted and appreciated. No need to pile on. We all know what happened, and it's done and over with. My wife and I certainly appreciate the support all around- you guys seriously are some great people and I think that came through in spades on Saturday and thereafter. LYMI.

 

[jwLgd]

apparently i didnt pee on enough of yall legs to become an established user...

 

[BobCobb1]

wait wait wait wait WAIT.

I srsly thought this was a joke. a DUI lawyer with his name as his website domain name teamed up with str8 "expectation damages for BCBS variants" grossin' and tried to drunk-law you about an animal being in the rain as animal cruelty? and his userid on this forum is LAWYER21?!?!?

this has to be an elaborate troll right

I almost forgot about that. I was the one who witnessed it on Black Friday. Was at the Jewel on Southport. When he noted his expectation interest, and the GI rep responded that nothing was ever written down re: allocations, JEG shot back "It can be ORAL!"

 

[user 306926]

I almost forgot about that. I was the one who witnessed it on Black Friday. Was at the Jewel on Southport. When he noted his expectation interest, and the GI rep responded that nothing was ever written down re: allocations, JEG shot back "It can be ORAL!"

 

[franch]

I almost forgot about that. I was the one who witnessed it on Black Friday. Was at the Jewel on Southport. When he noted his expectation interest, and the GI rep responded that nothing was ever written down re: allocations, JEG shot back "It can be ORAL!"

o god can you pls describe every little detail you remember. PM if needed but I've been retelling this apocryphal story for a while and there's actually a real witness

 

[dman127]

Long shot, but I will try - Lost wallet Saturday. Credit/debit cards all cancelled and no damage, thankfully. Had $280 in cash. First name David. PM me if you found it. Reward if all intact.

Also lost an blue Igloo backpack (one strap torn) with a 16 Huna, a Brother Sionge, a Beat and more. Reward beers if anyone found this. Hard to say if it was stolen or I simply left it behind.

My own damn fault - shouldn't have stayed past 6:00 Too damn old!

Still wrapping my head around this.... some kind soul turned in my wallet intact. I received the call from Hollie at FFF yesterday as I was getting a new drivers license. Picked it up today. All credit cards accounted for. The $280 in cash completely there.

I am so thankful to whoever found the wallet and turned it in. Not sure if it was a FFF employee, a DLD attendee, clean-up crew, security, etc., but I wish I could personally thank him or her. FFF could not have been nicer and more helpful.

No luck on the backpack, but those beers were intended for consumption and sharing anyways. My only hope is whoever 'scored' the backpack and the nice beers inside share them with their friends and don't trade or sell them. There will always be more beer.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Still wrapping my head around this.... some kind soul turned in my wallet intact. I received the call from Hollie at FFF yesterday as I was getting a new drivers license. Picked it up today. All credit cards accounted for. The $280 in cash completely there.

Wow. Faith in humanity restored...by a few percentage points.

Seriously, that's awesome.

 

[MordorMongo]

Is it too soon to start the DLD 2017 thread?

 

[lb304854]

Is it too soon to start the DLD 2017 thread?

We need a few months to bash people first.

 

[rjose]

Is it too soon to start the DLD 2017 thread?

Anyone check the weather report?

 

[disapowzment]

Anyone check the weather report?

Early forecast is 20 inches of snow followed by 6 inches of ice. DLD meets 4 Elf

 

[evilc]

Some BA nuggets, love it.

I don't have any pics but I remember riding the Jak Taps shuttle, riding off my pain while this other guy on the same shuttle gloated about feeling like a million bucks after he was tended by paramedics and got his IV saline treatment, saying that next time they should give him two bags instead of one.

Also saw a big dude right after the north gate entrance by the mobile toilets get decked in the face by security and being subdued to the ground like a wild hog due to belligerence, that was early in the day too, it was maybe 1ish.

Next year, I'm just showing up to pick up my allocation and the rest just act as a photojournalist seems like there wasn't much of that this year. You keep all your whalez, I keeps my karma points here on BA !!!

Does anyone know what the paramedics were doing after 4:00pm ish at the South Tent? They brought a rolling stretcher over and had a tough time pulling it through the gravel. I didn't follow it to see what happened, but was very curious.

Best thing I saw was a drunk guy with a clear hooded poncho. The hood was down, but it looked like a combination of stout and barf was contained in the hood.

I witnessed the stretcher incident. A dude was pretty drunk and leaning up against a trash can puking. They came in with a stretcher and wheeled him out. He was still semiconscious but definitely not coherent. I was surprised they hauled him off in a stretcher, but maybe I missed something. His buddy was there with him trying to get him to drink water, and he wasn't necessarily being a nuisance aside from the vomiting.

Anyone here? Green is yard waste in my town.

 

[evilc]

BA can't quite deliver any known lawyers being carted off, just more pics of this guy.

 

[RedCoffee]

BOOTAY

 

[duckyboycantfly]

Biggest regret: refusing a swig of b1 TB single barrel because I felt like someone else that day would enjoy it more than me.

It's keeping me up at night

 

[disapowzment]

Biggest regret: refusing a swig of b1 TB single barrel because I felt like someone else that day would enjoy it more than me.

I think I have barrel 2 if you want to try it

 

[furley]

belts, people
especially if you're fat

 

[user 306926]

Or suspenders?

 

[Wagon Circler]

JEG videos and memes need to have a dedicated thread it seems.

An AMA would be awesome...

 

[lb304854]

An AMA would be awesome...

Yeah, he needs to feel even more important than he already does.

 

[Wagon Circler]

Yeah, he needs to feel even more important than he already does.

His feelings don't matter to me - just want some meme action and story telling.

 

[JulianB1]

Dark Lord Day **** up for sale on Dark Matter's website right now.

Snifters available here:

http://www.darkmattercoffee.com/collections/drinkware

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Biggest regret: refusing a swig of b1 TB single barrel because I felt like someone else that day would enjoy it more than me.

It's keeping me up at night

 

[pgh_penguins]

Dark Lord Day **** up for sale on Dark Matter's website right now.

Snifters available here:

http://www.darkmattercoffee.com/collections/drinkware

If only I felt like dropping 50$ for two snifters right now.. Ugh.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Dark Lord Day **** up for sale on Dark Matter's website right now.

Snifters available here:

http://www.darkmattercoffee.com/collections/drinkware

Can't find it anymore, but didn't Dark Matter / Three Floyds say explicitly that these were not going to be available for sale online after the event?

 

[JulianB1]

Can't find it anymore, but didn't Dark Matter / Three Floyds say explicitly that these were not going to be available for sale online after the event?

I'm pretty sure that's correct. But I figured that was ******** right from the start. If there was product left over, no way they weren't going to sell it.

 

[YoDudeguy1]

If only I felt like dropping 50$ for two snifters right now.. Ugh.

There are two in those packs, dude! You're dropping $50 for FOUR!

 

[pgh_penguins]

There are two in those packs, dude! You're dropping $50 for FOUR!

Didn't know that! Thanks lol. That makes is more reasonable

 

[mdomask]

There are two in those packs, dude! You're dropping $50 for FOUR!

Didn't know that! Thanks lol. That makes is more reasonable

Counterpoint:
http://www.worldmarket.com/product/small-brandy-glass-set-of-4.do










And, yes, I've dropped bank on the FFF/Dark Matter snifters in years past. And the ridiculous goblet.

 

[YoDudeguy1]

Counterpoint:
http://www.worldmarket.com/product/small-brandy-glass-set-of-4.do










And, yes, I've dropped bank on the FFF/Dark Matter snifters in years past. And the ridiculous goblet.

And, yes, I've dropped bank on the FFF/Dark Matter snifters in years past. And the ridiculous goblet.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha hey man I didnt say it was a GOOD deal. I said there are twice as many snifters for that price. I bought the gold ones. I'm a sucker. A sucker whose lips will be drinking off sweet sweet [fake] gold.