Dark Lord 2016

[Doc1]

And yet he still wasn't as rekt as you left cyde in the MAW.

Wait til you see what's about to happen to anteater.....

 

[ChicagoGuy]

People complained about a $200 DLD ticket, wait until they get that $1k bill.

$2k: I don't want to be taken to Munster General...as long as I'm going broke, I might as well insist on being taken to St. Joe's in Lakeview so I can stumble home.

 

[NearTheGrove]

ISO: Dark Lord Day ambulance ride FT: Mid west pour of KBBS.

 

[furley]

Saw one dude puking his guts out on the south side of the grounds last year in the pouring rain. He was hunched over on his side looking like he wanted someone to finish him off (not in a sexual way)

not necessarily mutually exclusive, imo

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Have people died at DLD? Serious question.

i'm bringing mead. those jabronis can try to pry it from my cold, wet, trump sized hands

 

[jdd419]

To actually answer your question, I don't think so. Last year, biglobo8971's compound was right next to the ambulances and medical care post. Quite a few people were taken there throughout the day. Some dude's head was bleeding while his gf helped him walk.

Well saw a guy with a bandage wrapped around his head running from security last year.

I saw a guy wearing flip flops with ripped jeans stumble into the port o potty and never came out. Figured he woke up in there the next day.

I also saw a guy just sit down on the ground by where we were standing. Like **** it I'm tired, he didn't get up for a long time. No deaths though.

 

[Wino1]

After reading all of these responses, I am glad I don't live anywhere close that would make me consider attending this event. God speed to all who do.
























Srs.

 

[Lansman]

Last year, biglobo8971's compound was right next to the ambulances and medical care post.

Location was too convenient, which is why we've moved as far away as physically possible from medical services (assuming they are in the same place) while still being at the event for this year. Can't start getting all soft and ****.

 

[lambandtunaphish]

I saw a guy wearing flip flops with ripped jeans stumble into the port o potty and never came out. Figured he woke up in there the next day.

Pretty sure my gf assumed this happened to me last year. I left her in the bottle line with deuce9259, but waited for the line to snake back around to join them again... so I was probably gone for a while.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

Pretty sure my gf assumed this happened to me last year. I left her in the bottle line with deuce9259, but waited for the line to snake back around to join them again... so I was probably gone for a while.

the drunk time warp. i know this all too well...

i'd like an education on bourbon (please be gentle TalkBeerJesus) if someone would like to show me the light. i haz meads and beer

 

[JulianB1]

Looks like Group A on-site tickets were available for sale today at the brewpub (and apparently still are, if anyone wants to run over there) with about a 1 hour notice. Of course people on the 3F Facebook page are whining about no notice, having to work, it being a Monday, etc. so in other words completely missing the point.

 

[lb304854]

Looks like Group A on-site tickets were available for sale today at the brewpub (and apparently still are, if anyone wants to run over there) with about a 1 hour notice. Of course people on the 3F Facebook page are whining about no notice, having to work, it being a Monday, etc. so in other words completely missing the point.

Monday does kind of suck. I liked when they sent out the blast at 5 am Sunday morning two years ago. I had just got home from drinking all Saturday night. Worked out perfectly.

 

[rmalinowski4]

I was 26th in line. I was just about to walk out the door for work when I got the tweet. There were plenty of tickets. Might last for a couple hours this morning.

 

[rmalinowski4]

Also FYI.
1 ticket per person, group A, pick up at will call DLD morning at north gate, CASH only.

 

[lb304854]

pick up at will call DLD morning at north gate,.

This would worry me. What time would they start allowing pickups on DLD? They're not exactly known for line process efficiency.

 

[rmalinowski4]

This would worry me. What time would they start allowing pickups on DLD? They're not exactly known for line process efficiency.

just another line to stand in that day

 

[ChicagoGuy]

This would worry me. What time would they start allowing pickups on DLD? They're not exactly known for line process efficiency.

A handful of TB folks had to pick up their tickets at will call last year...it wasn't ideal or well organized, but it wasn't awful.

 

[Rempo]

Have people died at DLD? Serious question.

Yes, but babies have been born there as well, so it all evens out.

 

[lb304854]

Yes, but babies have been born there as well, so it all evens out.

The key is not to rock the port-o-potty too much or you'll displace the liquid **** that is up to the brim.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

This would worry me. What time would they start allowing pickups on DLD? They're not exactly known for line process efficiency.

A handful of TB folks had to pick up their tickets at will call last year...it wasn't ideal or well organized, but it wasn't awful.

Yea as I recall LT and fear025 had to stand in will call last year to grab tickets without any real issues asides from a bit of disorganized chaos.

 

[biglobo8971]

Yea as I recall LT and fear025 had to stand in will call last year to grab tickets without any real issues asides from a bit of disorganized chaos.

they usually have a guy at the Hampton that will do it right there. I did it this way last year. Let me see if I still have the number. In fact, picked up Leschkies, Moy's, and mine that way

 

[gtx281]

Got my Etix tracking info today.

Got my ticket 4 days ago.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Got my Etix tracking info today.

Got my ticket 4 days ago.

Exact same thing here.

 

[mrpeterandthepuffers]

I think mnbearsfan would die at every event if biglobo8971 wasn't there to remind him to have a hot dog and take a nap.

Also if anyone has a +1 ticket not being used please pm me, have a buddy coming who is ticket-less. He doesn't want bottles, just wants to hold hands and skip on in. Per usual can offer bottle pours, MN mule-jobs, cash money, comped VIP-compound tickets, sweet nothings whispered in your ear, and/or a drunken post DLD ***** bar sidekick.. No one should go to the ***** bar alone.

 

[user 306237]

For those that missed the comment in RTT:

and:


But don't worry:

 

[JulianB1]

For those that missed the comment in RTT:

and:


But don't worry:

That thing has the added versatility of doubling as a chastity belt.

 

[atoulouk]

Any rumors of TB Dark Lord Day glassware making a return this year? Gene ?

 

[mjohnson171]

For those that missed the comment in RTT:

and:


But don't worry:

The growler/mead thing puts a bit of damper on my planned bottles. Granted I knew the law, I assumed like most things the employees at the gate won't care. I guess that just means my growlers/mead will need to be consumed pre 10am.

 

[Gene1]

Any rumors of TB Dark Lord Day glassware making a return this year? Gene ?

We won't be there, and so neither will the glassware... but the good news is that we have been working on some special projects recently. Cool things coming very soon!

 

[ChicagoGuy]

We won't be there

Forget the glassware, was a blast hanging with you and Steve over burgers and so, so many beers last year...was hoping to repeat that this year. Uncool!