Creepy Tee Shirt Girl

[JohnSand]

Anyone else creeped out by the tee shirt ad? The brunette with the blue eyes, right over there -> in the Bad Idea ad. I mean, she's got that demonic look that says "I'll be a lot of fun before I steal your mail, stalk you, sleep with your brother and set your apartment on fire!"
Stop looking at me you crazy *****.

 

[Homercidal]

Now I feel sorry for not being able to see the ads! There have been a few epic chicks modeling T shirts over the years.

 

[LandoLincoln]

Over there, in that blank space to the right?

I think you're seeing things.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Creepy? God no.

At least you'd be prepared. The rest will happen no matter what unless it was her idea to leave.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

... she's got that demonic look that says "I'll be a lot of fun before I steal your mail, stalk you, sleep with your brother and set your apartment on fire!"

You mean she looks single?

 

[Psylocide]

Funny thing about those ads... ever seen a semi-decent looking woman wearing a stupid shirt like that?

If you do... run.

 

[Tin4]

Anyone else creeped out by the tee shirt ad? The brunette with the blue eyes, right over there -> in the Bad Idea ad. I mean, she's got that demonic look that says "I'll be a lot of fun before I steal your mail, stalk you, sleep with your brother and set your apartment on fire!"
Stop looking at me you crazy *****.

What's she doing with your mail?

 

[Inkleg]

Tell your sister to leave me alone.

 

[JohnSand]

What's she doing with your mail?

Turning off my utilities. It's my own fault for dating a postal worker.

 

[JohnSand]

Tell your sister to leave me alone.

Dog, if you meet my sister, run as fast as you can, cause she'll beat the hell out of you and make it all your fault.

 

[Tin4]

Turning off my utilities. It's my own fault for dating a postal worker.

ROFL. That is your own fault.

This is why I only date strippers.

 

[kh54s10]

This is what is over there ---> right now...

I would rather see the t-shirt girl since I will not be getting any brewing stuff until after Christmas....

 

[JohnSand]

ROFL. That is your own fault.

This is why I only date strippers.

Laughing right back.
Actually, the strippers weren't that crazy. The postal worker and a school teacher topped the cuckoo list.

 

[Tin4]

I never dated a stripper. I'm not rich or good looking enough.

I have dated a number of waitresses, and not to be misanthropic, or in any way misogynistic, but you know who won't make you a sandwich?

The sandwich is the bra of our generation it seems. I'll make her a sandwich when I'm done with the level I'm on. Jeez. I only ask because I'm hungry now and this boss isn't going to kill itself.

 

[MaddBaggins]

Never date a Heather. They're all bat**** insane. My first wife was a Heather. Even our daughter says she's a crazy *****.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Anyone else creeped out by the tee shirt ad? The brunette with the blue eyes, right over there -> in the Bad Idea ad. I mean, she's got that demonic look that says "I'll be a lot of fun before I steal your mail, stalk you, sleep with your brother and set your apartment on fire!"
Stop looking at me you crazy *****.

I think she's hot. Not as hot as the roadkill tshirts girl, the blonde in the pink shirt that says "awesome" on it, I'd bang 'em both till the cows came home.
Regards, GF.

 

[JohnSand]

Oh yeah, she's good looking, but scary.

 

[jhoneycutt]

There's a couple of those chics that are pretty hott. Maybe I just haven't seen the one you are talking about.

 

[Oldskooler]

There's a couple of those chics that are pretty hott. Maybe I just haven't seen the one you are talking about.

I believe that we are talking about this one...

 

[jhoneycutt]

I believe that we are talking about this one...

She actually looks alot like someone I grew up with. Anyways. Hypothetically speaking, if I were single id bang her like a gong. I'm not, though, so I won't.

 

[JohnSand]

Oh no, the blonde is adorable. I'm talking about a brunette with a kind of crazy expression. She's hiding right now.

 

[Alpotun]

You can tell that the snakes in her head are accusing you of doing all kind of horrible things behind her back and she's already bought the knife that she's going to dismember you with...

 

[JohnSand]

Maybe not that bad....

 

[CGish]

Oh no, the blonde is adorable. I'm talking about a brunette with a kind of crazy expression. She's hiding right now.

This one?

 

[Inkleg]

You can tell that the snakes in her head are accusing you of doing all kind of horrible things behind her back and she's already bought the knife that she's going to dismember you with...

Yeah, but that's just ALL women. Even if you say "Oh no, not my wife/girlfriend/hooker i just picked up, is like that". Might I suggest learning to sleep with one eye open........ya know..........just in case.

Heck, not only does my wife have body bags in the trunk of her work car, but she has friends that will help her move bodies.

 

[Alpotun]

Yeah, but that's just ALL women. Even if you say "Oh no, not my wife/girlfriend/hooker i just picked up, is like that". Might I suggest learning to sleep with one eye open........ya know..........just in case.

Yes, agreed. Have had to deal with that ever since my wife and I met. It's always something...
Can't take any chances with Creepy Tee Shirt Girl though, had to remove my home town so she can't find me and rip out my jugular...

 

[JohnSand]

This one?

Yep, that's her right there! I saw her looking through my Windows!
I think I need an Order of Protection.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

A regular bunny boiler eh?

 

[Hamaki]

I don't mind Creepy T-shirt Girl so much. I could do without Parasite Mouth Fish, however.

 

[JohnSand]

Agreed. I'm happy to see the psycho back. I think they put the gross ad to make us appreciate crazy tee shirt models.

 

[drainbamage]

The t-shirt girls were the one bright spot of the ads that I miss.

That one, on the other hand, looks a bit unhinged. Reminds me of the Overly-Attached Girlfriend meme.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Here's a story about an "Overly attached, unhinged" girlfriend:
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html

 

[Hamaki]

Here's a story about an "Overly attached, unhinged" girlfriend:
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html

She may have misinterpreted the sanity clause in the restraining order.

 

[FloppyKnockers]

She's beggin' for a good motor-boating.

 

[Tin4]

Here's a story about an "Overly attached, unhinged" girlfriend:
http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html

Ex Girlfriend, but better than that baby's momma.