Okay, so here's a little update. I need to make a little disclaimer: Don't do what I did! If you do, you are doing so at your own risk. All manufacturer instructions should be followed when using chemicals, and proper protective clothing (goggles, gloves, and long shirt/pants) should be worn!
I used a properly diluted mixture of muriatic acid, and it worked awesome! I dipped it halfway in for about 30 mins, lightly scrubbed with a carboy brush, then drained and flipped it to immerse the other end of the tank. Lather, rinse, and repeat.
This stuff is no joke, it was like Roger Rabbit and the "Toon Dip":