Conversation at my mother's house...

[EvilTOJ]

You can when you have logging enabled like I do.

 

[dataz722]

You guys ever thought of using the chatroom for this crap? I can keep up way easier in there and boot your asses out if I feel like it.

I dont think anyone asked you for your opinion

 

[bernerbrau]

so how much did it finally cost ya to payup?

Man, I take a day off, come back, and find I got a raise?

If only work worked like this.

Premium membership, and all it cost was what little dignity I deluded myself into thinking I had. Thanks guys!

I also have a $5 balance. Seems only fair I use that to buy a 12-pack of Coors and send each of you guys a can or two.

 

[bernerbrau]

I forgot to mention. I went home Friday after being called "Brownie Bites" all day, and found that my wife had made a batch of brownies.

Coincidence, or was she telling me something?

 

[Fingers]

Depends. What was she wearing?

 

[bernerbrau]

Depends. What was she wearing?

I don't remember but it was likely a T-shirt and gym shorts, which is what she typically changes into when she gets out of her scrubs after work.

 

[Fingers]

Coincidence then. If she had read this thread, she'd be wearing an apron so she didn't get herself all messy as she shoved those brownies up your whazoo.

 

[bull8042]

I forgot to mention. I went home Friday after being called "Brownie Bites" all day, and found that my wife had made a batch of brownies.

Coincidence, or was she telling me something?

Coincidence? I think not. shecky called ahead for you.

Coincidence then. If she had read this thread, she'd be wearing an apron so she didn't get herself all messy as she shoved those brownies up your whazoo.

There is an awful lot of truth there. Obviously, you have read most of the thread.

 

[shecky]

I love a man with a sense of humor. Great avatar. Brownie bites. Ha.

 

[zac]

I expect to see brownie bites' SWMBO in other threads, HINT HINT....

 

[bull8042]

I expect to see brownie bites' SWMBO in other threads, HINT HINT....

No need to hint. He has been outright instructed that it is expected. Let's see if he comes through or not.
How about it Brownie? Any pics yet?

 

[zac]

I put up. I think everybody should.

 

[Decojuicer]

Looking at those pictures, I came up with a plethora of comments, but I'm going to surprise everyone and exercise some self control.

 

[bull8042]

Looking at those pictures, I came up with a plethora of comments, but I'm going to surprise everyone and exercise some self control.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Welcome to the Club Brownie. I dig the avatar! As for SWMBO pics in the boneyard, you'd be a better man than most if you were able to come through. Mine teaches Junior High so that will never happen.

 

[bernerbrau]

As for SWMBO pics in the boneyard, you'd be a better man than most if you were able to come through. Mine teaches Junior High so that will never happen.

You appeal to my personal sense of honor to post private pictures of the woman who decides when and whether or not I get laid in the membership area?

 

[shecky]

You appeal to my personal sense of honor to post private pictures of the woman who decides when and whether or not I get laid in the membership area?

You get laid in the membership area? I must have missed those pics.

 

[bernerbrau]

You appeal to my personal sense of honor to post private pictures of the woman who decides when and whether or not I get laid?

 

[shecky]

You appeal to my personal sense of honor to post private pictures of the woman who decides when and whether or not I get laid?

Better. Thank you.

 

[bernerbrau]

Better. Thank you.

Karma for my eariler grammar nazi.

 

[shecky]

Karma for my eariler grammar nazi.

Um, what's that you say?

 

[bernerbrau]

*looking at coffee cup* still 3/4 full.... cut me some effing slack.

Either that or my karma hates me.

 

[bernerbrau]

Ah... I just popped on over to the boneyard. And now I know why they call it that.

My apologies, boys, but I'm weighing the mass approval of many men I've never met over the likelihood of having my testicles forcibly removed, and, difficult decision though it may be, I'm gonna have to favor my literal manhood here.

 

[dataz722]

Ah... I just popped on over to the boneyard. And now I know why they call it that.

My apologies, boys, but I'm weighing the mass approval of many men I've never met over the likelihood of having my testicles forcibly removed, and, difficult decision though it may be, I'm gonna have to favor my literal manhood here.

duuuuude!!! thats only if you get caught. You seem like a smart enogh guy , you should be able to pull it off!

 

[bernerbrau]

In that case, I'm going to play the "I love my wife and respect her feelings" card.

 

[dataz722]

Homo!!!

 

[zac]

yeah, what data said.

 

[bull8042]

DANG! I step out for a cup of coffee...... or twelve, and miss all the fun!
Brownie, never, ever, ever, EVER give out your login and she wouldn't be able to access the boneyard.... Even with a direct link.
Then create another login, like "BrownieBite". Then if you are coerced to reveal your password, the "new" one is the one you would provide. That provides you with an acceptable level of "plausible deniability" that could save your testicles..... C'mon man, think of the guys.....
(Not that I have really thought through this or anything)

 

[shecky]

DANG! I step out for a cup of coffee...... or twelve, and miss all the fun!
Brownie, never, ever, ever, EVER give out your login and she wouldn't be able to access the boneyard.... Even with a direct link.
Then create another login, like "BrownieBite". Then if you are coerced to reveal your password, the "new" one is the one you would provide. That provides you with an acceptable level of "plausible deniability" that could save your testicles..... C'mon man, think of the guys.....
(Not that I have really thought through this or anything)

So, what's your other alias 'round here?

 

[bull8042]

So, what's your other alias 'round here?

"Revvy", but don't tell anyone! hehehe