Okay, so if it's confessions you want, it's confessions you get.
When I had been brewing for about 4 years, a friend of mine took me to meet a friend of his who was also a "homebrewer". I put it in quotes, because the dude made 50 gallon batches of the same beer, over and over and over. He had a huge steam kettle in his back yard, poured in a crap ton of extract and hops, boiled it up and pumped it into a crap ton of 5-gallon carboys in his basement, and kegged it as he drank it. When I asked what other kinds of beer he made, he looked at me like I was the bat-****e crazy one, and said that this was the only beer he made. I couldn't even think of him as a ******* alcoholic, because it cost him a hell of a lot more dough than the same number of suitcases of megaswill.
So what is my confession? Just for sh*ts and giggles I made a BIAB "Imperial Wheat Cream Ale". Wheat, barley, rice and corn, eight-point-nine friggin percent ETOH. For even more giggles I put it into a competition as a "Wheat Malt Liquor", Category 23. I pity those judges. And the Pièce de résistance? I wouldn't be confessing to any of this, but I've had two of those suckers tonight, and I'm thinking I might keep working on the recipe.