I'll just say it - Funniest thread on the internet! Take that Reddit! :rockin:
&^$% code enforcement
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muels
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Thanks b-boy. I found a random thread that you linked back to this one!
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ubnserved
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Can't believe that I have not seen this before now.
Invite the code monkey on the porch and have him sit on the couch. Hand him a beer then he is no longer a code monkey.
I live in a college town and the same rules have been passed a few years back. I wanted to go around to curbs and find couches just to put on my porch just because I am that much of a d!ck but have never had the time.
I have had my balls hanging from my house for 3 years now ,just waiting for some ahole to come and say something. I wanted to redo them this last year but the year sucked and I'm not allowed to be on a ladder.
The only thread I found that was as funny or funnier was the thread pertaining to grilled cheese sandwiches.
Mmmm. I need me some grilled cheese.
Invite the code monkey on the porch and have him sit on the couch. Hand him a beer then he is no longer a code monkey.
I live in a college town and the same rules have been passed a few years back. I wanted to go around to curbs and find couches just to put on my porch just because I am that much of a d!ck but have never had the time.
I have had my balls hanging from my house for 3 years now ,just waiting for some ahole to come and say something. I wanted to redo them this last year but the year sucked and I'm not allowed to be on a ladder.
The only thread I found that was as funny or funnier was the thread pertaining to grilled cheese sandwiches.
Mmmm. I need me some grilled cheese.
Hang Glider
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hmmm - ^ this guy's been doing some reading. Now, has he joined the EAC's ??
Phew, just making sure one of the Best, if not THE best threads on here survived the move to wordpress.
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Fedora
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Maybe a loveseat on the porch would be more acceptable. You have to make compromises. Give and take.
I only suspected zuljin was nuts.
Then I read this thread.
Then I read this thread.
No Jayjay, no. This thread is dead. RIP. It had a nice run, January '08 to September '16. It appears to have been on life support for a while at the end anyway. It does not need to be zombified.
The facts as I see it:
Thread sounds like its from an intoxicated Texan.
Texan's are 'merican people who believe in Jesus
Jesus was resurerected
Jayjay resurerected this thread
From the above observations, it may be approved to resurerect the thread.
Thread sounds like its from an intoxicated Texan.
Texan's are 'merican people who believe in Jesus
Jesus was resurerected
Jayjay resurerected this thread
From the above observations, it may be approved to resurerect the thread.
Erm, does this somehow make me thread jesus?
It's just, well, I've kinda got a lot going on right now.
Why did you have to encourage him...
Can't help myself sometimes. I have a fever, and the only cure, is more cow-bell.
Oh yes it does. What’s wrong with you???? ;-)
Greatest thread of all time....
It should be an annual rite of passage for all new members to read this as an example of how to properly post on here whilst totally tanked on your own product.
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Code enforcement can be annoying anywhere. I'm sure they're a big pain in the @$$ in Tejas as they are in NJ.
Back in March I got a code violation stuck on my door within minutes of arriving home from work.
Heavy snow took down a big pine branch at some point during the day and it was blocking the sidewalk in front of my house. The ticket stated having the the branch on the sidewalk was a violation and kept kids from being able to walk to school.
Pissed me off because school was closed and no kids were around. No one uses the sidewalks ... around here they walk and park their cars on the street despite having driveways.
I got the chainsaw out and cut the branches up. Tossed them curbside on the street along with the snow, too.
Back in March I got a code violation stuck on my door within minutes of arriving home from work.
Heavy snow took down a big pine branch at some point during the day and it was blocking the sidewalk in front of my house. The ticket stated having the the branch on the sidewalk was a violation and kept kids from being able to walk to school.
Pissed me off because school was closed and no kids were around. No one uses the sidewalks ... around here they walk and park their cars on the street despite having driveways.
I got the chainsaw out and cut the branches up. Tossed them curbside on the street along with the snow, too.
Fedora
Glorified Janitor
#porchcouch
Amadeo38
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Found ‘em!
It is now as thoughts turn to my summer projects that I once again log in to remember this great and wonderful thread.
bracconiere
Jolly Alcoholic - In Remembrance 2023
bracconiere
Jolly Alcoholic - In Remembrance 2023
WHATS PKU??
Phenylketonuria?
Phenylketonuria?
bracconiere
Jolly Alcoholic - In Remembrance 2023
i was explained it meant 'please keep up'.....thus my response....
edit: which the thread reminds me of this...
BruceH
Mostly Retired
No diet cokes. Or please keep up. The urban dictionary has a very dark meaning.
zodeseeker
Active Member
Well on the anniversary you aren't a new member anymore.
