Caddyshack is not a sports movie

[jetmechG550]

Except I, II, and III DO NOT EXIST!

Understand?

Yeah but unfortunately they do and millions of people have seen them. They should do like Disney and pull all the copies and lock them in the vault and never let them out, ever!

 

[usfmikeb]

The Star Wars haters on here are hilarious...

 

[Reno_eNVy]

The Star Wars haters on here are hilarious...

Meh, complaining about Jedi doesn't make you hate Star Wars.... it makes you hate Lucas

 

[malvado78]

Yeah but unfortunately they do

<Plugs ear, shakes head, and screams> "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"

They should do like Disney and pull all the copies and lock them in the vault and never let them out, ever!

GREAT Idea.

Unfortunately Disney seems to not like making money and Lucas just wants to make money.

So it is unlikey to convince him...

 

[jetmechG550]

<Plugs ear, shakes head, and screams> "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"



GREAT Idea.

Unfortunately Disney seems to not like making money and Lucas just wants to make money.

So it is unlikey to convince him...

Hahaha, go to disneyland/world I think you'll change your mind

 

[scrambledegg81]

Nah. Strange Brew is a way better hockey flick.

Wait a sec...someone ELSE has seen Strange Brew?!?!?!?!


MARRY ME.

 

[Scruffy1207]

seriously

fletch is not a cop moive
spies like us is not a war movie
airplane 2 is not sci-fi
big troble in little china is not a gangster flick
flashdance is softcore porn
return of the jedi sucked
trading places is not a political drama
pee wee's big adventure is not a mystery

john candy was kind of funny in planes trains and automathings

andyay caddyshack is prettty fing funny but itsstill not a sporstsmovie

I'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, BUT AIRBUD: SEVENTH INNING FETCH WAS THE BEST SPORTS MOVIE OF ALL TIME.

 

[jetmechG550]

Wait a sec...someone ELSE has seen Strange Brew?!?!?!?!


MARRY ME.

Uh, we found a mousy in the bottle

 

[Homercidal]

"Your sucking white skates skate like a figure skater."

 

[Scooterkdavis]

I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer.

 

[scrambledegg81]

Uh, we found a mousy in the bottle

o_o

My cup runneth over. Here I was thinking that I had been one of 3 (maybe 4) that were raised on Bob & Doug...oh, me and my naivete...

 

[Homercidal]

o_o

My cup runneth over. Here I was thinking that I had been one of 3 (maybe 4) that were raised on Bob & Doug...oh, me and my naivete...

Take off, you Hoser!

"I gotta pee so bad I can TASTE it!" - Doug McKenzie

 

[jetmechG550]

o_o

My cup runneth over. Here I was thinking that I had been one of 3 (maybe 4) that were raised on Bob & Doug...oh, me and my naivete...

I remember watching the skits on SCTV, then as I grew older Strange Brew became a drinking game movie in college

 

[passedpawn]

I watched those hosers on SCTV too.

Movie was very funny back then. Hard to watch now.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I'm not sorry that I suck at golf. It is a dumb friggin' game and I have absolutely no interest in it. Notice I said GAME, not SPORT. It ain't a sport. Nyah.

 

[arturo7]

Howsaboot figure skating? That's not a sport if there never was one.

 

[two_hearted]

I firmly believe that if you can drink beer while playing the sport and have it not considered to be wrong by the general populace than it is not, in fact, a sport but rather a game.

Games on this list: Golf, bowling, video games, fishing, nascar, etc.

 

[arturo7]

NASCAR might actually be worth watching if the drivers were drinking.

 

[Zen_Brew]

NASCAR might actually be worth watching if the drivers were drinking.

LOL, Yeah I'd go watch that.

 

[dfc]

wait a second...are you saying since fat, drunk people can play it, it must not be a sport??

Daily was what, high 200's at his peak? How fat was the "fridge"? 350? football must not be a sport. And what about Prince Fielder? He's at least 250. Baseball - not a sport. Hockey? those guys are huge, i could name a dozen over 250.

golf is a physical sport. if you aren't exhausted after walking 18, you aren't doing it right. sorry you suck at golf.

Exhausted after walking? You're really out of shape.

 

[Scruffy1207]

Beerfest is a sports movie

 

[motobrewer]

Exhausted after walking? You're really out of shape.

4 miles with 50 pounds on your back?

go try it once and tell me you aren't tired.

the trolling is strong with this one!

 

[motobrewer]

I firmly believe that if you can drink beer while playing the sport and have it not considered to be wrong by the general populace than it is not, in fact, a sport but rather a game.

Games on this list: Golf, bowling, video games, fishing, nascar, etc.

you can drink while playing any "sport".

just because a lot of amateurs screw around on the course doesn't mean that's how it is. are players drinking on the course on the tour? of course not.

are you saying players in other "sports" don't play hungover/drunk, wacked out on painkillers, etc?

 

[rycov]

i boxed while i was drunk once. it was just in the back yard though.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

are you saying players in other "sports" don't play hungover/drunk, wacked out on painkillers, etc?

Yeah but we aren't talking about that. We're talking about drinking while playing, which you can do in golf but not real sports, professional or otherwise.

Reading skills are not strong with this one.


EDIT: and before you say something about drinking in-between holes, since walking is apparently such a huge part of golf and how much of a "sport" it is, doesn't it seem odd you can drink while doing that but not while running, swining a bat, kicking a ball (whilst running, of course), etc, etc.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah but we aren't talking about that. We're talking about drinking while playing, which you can do in golf but not real sports, professional or otherwise.

Reading skills are not strong with this one.

how can you do it in golf and not do it in other sports??

 

[Reno_eNVy]

4 miles with 50 pounds on your back?

Try playing midfield in a competitive soccer match. Run 12-15 miles constantly throughout 90 minutes while other people are boxing you out, hitting you and generally being ********.

After doing that for 16 years of my life, 4 miles with an exaggerated fanny-pack is vacation. Which is also interesting, considering that's what a laaarge chunk of people do on vacation.. including REAL athletes.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

how can you do it in golf and not do it in other sports??

Man, you're a quick one. Are you just sitting in front of you computer refreshing this screen until I make a reply? If you weren't being so incredibly defensive you would have seen the edit...

EDIT: and before you say something about drinking in-between holes, since walking is apparently such a huge part of golf and how much of a "sport" it is, doesn't it seem odd you can drink while doing that but not while running, swining a bat, kicking a ball (whilst running, of course), etc, etc.

 

[motobrewer]

Try playing midfield in a competitive soccer match. Run 12-15 miles constantly throughout 90 minutes while other people are boxing you out, hitting you and generally being ********.

After doing that for 16 years of my life, 4 miles with an exaggerated fanny-pack is vacation. Which is also interesting, considering that's what a laaarge chunk of people do on vacation.. including REAL athletes.

12 miles! you must suck at soccer too, running around needlessly

According to research compiled and studied by Don Kirkendall, co-author of the book ""Exercise and Sport Science," the average soccer player runs 10,000 m a game. Research shows that this distance was recorded as 8,800 in the 1970s. The growth is explained by evolution of game play and growing training and intensity of the players. 10,000 m, or about 6 miles, works out to be an average speed of 4 mph.

lol! aw, you got "boxed out"! people are "hitting you"? rugby matches are 90 minutes as well. try playing....well any position in rugby. run close to the same distance. oh, you're also getting hit. and i mean actually hit, not slapped on the wrist.

haters gonna hate. i never said it was "THE MOST EXHAUSTING SPORT IN THE WORLD!!!!" all i said was golf is a physical activity. apparently you didn't take my sylvan advice.

yeah, people golf on vaca, they ride.

semi-related, I think in like Sweden or something you need a doctor's excuse to take a cart.

 

[motobrewer]

Man, you're a quick one. Are you just sitting in front of you computer refreshing this screen until I make a reply? If you weren't being so incredibly defensive you would have seen the edit...

no, but i am at work, waiting for my intern to finish my work for me.

i don't even get your edit. are you saying baseball players can't possibly drink while in the dugout?? or football players on the sidelines??