So I bottled my dunkelweizen today, and here's how it went:
After soaking "everything" (I'll explain the quotes momentarily) in sanitizer, I poured my priming solution into my bottling bucket and racked the beer into it. I set the bottling bucket up on the counter and was about to start to fill bottles, when I realized that I hadn't sanitized my two big Tap-a-Draft bottles that I was going to be filling. So, I put the lid from my primary onto my bottling bucket, and then used my hose to siphon sanitizer into my two TAD bottles.
While I'm doing that, I pull my bottling wand out of the sanitizer bucket and look at it. There is some discoloration inside the tip. I guess I didn't get it rinsed out well enough last time. So, I take it apart, throw the spring and the push-rod into the sanitizer, and start trying to find something to scrape out the ickies in the tip. I end up using a meat thermometer because it was thin and pointy. So, get that cleaned out, throw it back in the sanitizer. By this time my two bottles are full, so I put the lids on them and let them soak for 10 minutes or so. I'm using One-Step for a sanitizer so I want to make sure they get plenty of contact time to kill everything.
So, when I'm ready to bottle I start to put the bottling wand back together, and I drop the push-rod. It skips across the floor and ends up hiding under the oven. I reach under there and pull it out, and it's covered with dust and dog hair.
So, rinse it off good, throw it back in the sanitizer. Except, while I'm rinsing it off, I drop it into the sink. There's a little pile of dishes in the sink, and I dig through them trying to find this small plastic piece and can't find it. So, bottling wand is basically unusable. I decide that I'll just close the spigot on the bottling bucket to move from one bottle to another, and move ahead.
So, stick the hose on the spigot and start filling a bottle. The bottle fills VERY slowly, and stops about a 3rd of the way through. I don't know what's going on. I tilt the bucket to try to get beer flowing again, and instead it actually sucks air back up through the hose and into the bucket! Great, now I've got a bunch of air mixed in with my beer, you know, that exact thing that you take great pains to avoid when bottling. Oh well.
So, I struggled with that while filling my two TAD bottles, and then while filling 12 oz bottles to finish off the batch, it finally occurs to me that things are going so slow because the lid is still on the bottling bucket! Why this didn't occur to me before I have no idea. I take the lid off and finish bottling with no problems, but I fear the damage has been done.
So, in short, the things I learned today were: Those plastic bottling wands are little pieces of crap; And, don't put a lid on your bottling bucket. Bad news.
I say these things in the hope that someone will avoid the mistakes I made today. But on the bright side, I did get some beer bottled! And now I've got two empty fermenters. I need to correct this, soon. I bought a 5 gallon cooler at Wal-Mart for about 20 bucks, too, so it might be time to attempt my first all-grain batch...
After soaking "everything" (I'll explain the quotes momentarily) in sanitizer, I poured my priming solution into my bottling bucket and racked the beer into it. I set the bottling bucket up on the counter and was about to start to fill bottles, when I realized that I hadn't sanitized my two big Tap-a-Draft bottles that I was going to be filling. So, I put the lid from my primary onto my bottling bucket, and then used my hose to siphon sanitizer into my two TAD bottles.
While I'm doing that, I pull my bottling wand out of the sanitizer bucket and look at it. There is some discoloration inside the tip. I guess I didn't get it rinsed out well enough last time. So, I take it apart, throw the spring and the push-rod into the sanitizer, and start trying to find something to scrape out the ickies in the tip. I end up using a meat thermometer because it was thin and pointy. So, get that cleaned out, throw it back in the sanitizer. By this time my two bottles are full, so I put the lids on them and let them soak for 10 minutes or so. I'm using One-Step for a sanitizer so I want to make sure they get plenty of contact time to kill everything.
So, when I'm ready to bottle I start to put the bottling wand back together, and I drop the push-rod. It skips across the floor and ends up hiding under the oven. I reach under there and pull it out, and it's covered with dust and dog hair.
So, stick the hose on the spigot and start filling a bottle. The bottle fills VERY slowly, and stops about a 3rd of the way through. I don't know what's going on. I tilt the bucket to try to get beer flowing again, and instead it actually sucks air back up through the hose and into the bucket! Great, now I've got a bunch of air mixed in with my beer, you know, that exact thing that you take great pains to avoid when bottling. Oh well.
So, I struggled with that while filling my two TAD bottles, and then while filling 12 oz bottles to finish off the batch, it finally occurs to me that things are going so slow because the lid is still on the bottling bucket! Why this didn't occur to me before I have no idea. I take the lid off and finish bottling with no problems, but I fear the damage has been done.
So, in short, the things I learned today were: Those plastic bottling wands are little pieces of crap; And, don't put a lid on your bottling bucket. Bad news.
I say these things in the hope that someone will avoid the mistakes I made today. But on the bright side, I did get some beer bottled! And now I've got two empty fermenters. I need to correct this, soon. I bought a 5 gallon cooler at Wal-Mart for about 20 bucks, too, so it might be time to attempt my first all-grain batch...