creamy has the moon, I'm taking Mars.
*Every season will be stout season. In fact, a pint of any Imperial Stout of your choosing will be mandatory every day.
*All elevators will blast Death Metal or Street Punk.
*Anyone whom passes gas in said elevators will be required to claim it and they will receive 100 Klubb Bucks and they get to berry punch any other passenger of their choosing. If they are alone, they must berry punch themselves.
*Hair Metal or "Butt Rock" will only be acceptable for nostalgic reasons.
*Any and all Country Music must bear the Klubb Seal of Approval. Sorry Pop Country, but you won't make the cut.
*All citizens are required no less than 3 paid days off a month from all jobs to brew.
*The only preaching about anything will be about fermentation temps, water pH, and sanitation. Violators will be sent to Uranis.
*Toe socks are banned. NO LENIENCY!
*Glass vs. Plastic arguments will result in beatings of all parties involved. The "Beaters" will use baseball bats with my face on them and paid 20 Klubb Bucks for each hit.
*All citizens are required to drink 12oz of any sour beer a year. Either to remind them why they hate them or why they love them.
*Every colony on Mars will have a 50' statue of me standing on the seat of a toilet and pooping from that distance. These statues will also dispense many variations of all beer styles, except Light American Lagers.
*Every public bathroom stall will be its' own separate room.
*All employers are required to furnish each employee one 16oz low ABV beer with lunch and a 1 hour nap afterwards.
*Every season will be stout season. In fact, a pint of any Imperial Stout of your choosing will be mandatory every day.
*All elevators will blast Death Metal or Street Punk.
*Anyone whom passes gas in said elevators will be required to claim it and they will receive 100 Klubb Bucks and they get to berry punch any other passenger of their choosing. If they are alone, they must berry punch themselves.
*Hair Metal or "Butt Rock" will only be acceptable for nostalgic reasons.
*Any and all Country Music must bear the Klubb Seal of Approval. Sorry Pop Country, but you won't make the cut.
*All citizens are required no less than 3 paid days off a month from all jobs to brew.
*The only preaching about anything will be about fermentation temps, water pH, and sanitation. Violators will be sent to Uranis.
*Toe socks are banned. NO LENIENCY!
*Glass vs. Plastic arguments will result in beatings of all parties involved. The "Beaters" will use baseball bats with my face on them and paid 20 Klubb Bucks for each hit.
*All citizens are required to drink 12oz of any sour beer a year. Either to remind them why they hate them or why they love them.
*Every colony on Mars will have a 50' statue of me standing on the seat of a toilet and pooping from that distance. These statues will also dispense many variations of all beer styles, except Light American Lagers.
*Every public bathroom stall will be its' own separate room.
*All employers are required to furnish each employee one 16oz low ABV beer with lunch and a 1 hour nap afterwards.
