Ceedubya
Well-Known Member
So I have decided that all I'm really good for around here is starting useless potentially never ending threads, and since I'm into number 4 and feeling good I thought I'd start another......
Please list either the best pickup lines you have either heard, or perhaps used yourself. Let's help all the single guys get laid tonight!
"Whisper you love me, before you say goodbye"
Man (in loud nightclub): "Can I have this dance?"
Woman: "No, I don't want to dance"
Man: "No, I said you look fat in those pants"
(I had a friend who got laid about 8 out of 10 times with this one, which is still pretty good odds)
Please list either the best pickup lines you have either heard, or perhaps used yourself. Let's help all the single guys get laid tonight!
"Whisper you love me, before you say goodbye"
Man (in loud nightclub): "Can I have this dance?"
Woman: "No, I don't want to dance"
Man: "No, I said you look fat in those pants"
(I had a friend who got laid about 8 out of 10 times with this one, which is still pretty good odds)