I doubt I will see a better article than this in the next few days.Best of all, for fans of Colombian sport, it's Carlos Valderrama who is castrating oversexed hippos, but sadly it's not the goalkeeper.
https://nypost.com/2020/05/15/vets-are-castrating-pablo-escobars-oversexed-hippos/
But it seems that castrating them isn't a practical option, they're now looking for a quicker solution :
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56011594
ADHD thought: Horny Hippos sounds like a great name for a band.