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[Sailingeric]

It's so cold in parts of the Midwest, they can't deliver beer

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/30/us/beer-delivery-midwest-trnd/index.html

 

[Still Brewn]

It's so cold in parts of the Midwest, they can't deliver beer

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/30/us/beer-delivery-midwest-trnd/index.html

Or mail, I don't ever remember them canceling mailnservice

 

[Kharnynb]

It's so cold in parts of the Midwest, they can't deliver beer

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/30/us/beer-delivery-midwest-trnd/index.html

Or mail, I don't ever remember them canceling mailnservice

As a Fin, I have to say: wussies

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.newsweek.com/ghost-nort...urns-out-be-man-wearing-all-her-1317757?amp=1

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/el...our-ex-feed-to-meerkat-valentines-day-feb-14/

Let the feeding frenzy begin!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

LOL...

 

[catdaddy66]

I knew exactly what he meant! Lol

https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article226203520.html

 

[soccerdad]

This headline will probably never be written ...

Occasio-Cortez Beats Off Jeff Bezos.

 

[GnenieGone]

This headline will probably never be written ...

Occasio-Cortez Beats Off Jeff Bezos.

or.."Jeff doesn't give a **** since he's the world's 1st trillionaire"

 

[gratus fermentatio]

 

[nmfree]

Guard alligator ‘El Chompo’ protected drugs for Pennsylvania dealers, prosecutors say

 

[catdaddy66]

https://amp.businessinsider.com/trump-kim-jong-un-vietnam-summit-barber-free-haircuts-2019-2

 

[jack13]

College hoops coach Boeheim makes 1st remarks since fatal accident

 

[nmfree]

Chinese airline to sue passenger who threw coins into plane engine for good luck, grounding flight

 

[catdaddy66]

https://nypost.com/2019/02/27/2-arrested-for-brawl-at-buffet-over-crab-legs/amp/

They got meidevil on each other

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Chinese airline to sue passenger who threw coins into plane engine for good luck, grounding flight

Well, it worked for everyone else. No one died on that flight.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pulitzer worthy wording: "Johnson said the seafood-centric skirmish sounded like a sword fight — as the crustacean-craving combatants turned service tongs into weapons."

 

[GrogNerd]

relevant to This Thing of Ours™

Apparently Testicle-Flavored Beer Exists And We Have Questions

 

[balrog]

No. No we do not.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

relevant to This Thing of Ours™

Apparently Testicle-Flavored Beer Exists And We Have Questions

 

[day_trippr]

Speaking of testicles...Area man teabags salsa.

A solid eeeew!

 

[balrog]

Ok. Couple things there. Being as how I'm originally from there, and Mark Wahlberg correctly states that Tennessee is the patron state of shootin stuff, I can tell you without equivocation that the dipper in question was *NOT* from TN, as any slight, real or imagined, would have surely been settled with gunfire. Or fire. Something would've burned somewhere. Secondly, should the recipient be from TN, then the dipper had dang sure better head for the hills. In another state.

[Edit: also, big second on the "Eeeeeww"]

 

[catdaddy66]

Speaking of testicles...Area man teabags salsa.

A solid eeeew!

LMFAO!!! Best quote... "Someone dunked their g**d*** balls in someone's g**d*** salsa."

 

[mongoose33]

Lost in all of this discussion is perhaps the most important question: how did the salsa taste?

 

[soccerdad]

Lost in all of this discussion is perhaps the most important question: how did the salsa taste?

I understand it pairs well with the Gonad Stout.

 

[ancientmariner52]

Pulitzer worthy wording: "Johnson said the seafood-centric skirmish sounded like a sword fight — as the crustacean-craving combatants turned service tongs into weapons."

I just heard the double-click sound of clearing a pair of tongs for action.

 

[OG-wan Kenobi]

Lost in all of this discussion is perhaps the most important question: how did the salsa taste?

A bit nutty

 

[GrogNerd]

relevant to so many topics, on so many levels

 

[catdaddy66]

https://www.foxnews.com/world/czech-man-gets-mauled-to-death-by-lion-in-he-kept-in-his-backyard.amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fo...ter-whipping-it-to-sit-down-during-a-bath.amp

Karma... She's a beech, no???

 

[catdaddy66]

Ho-lee-CHIT!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/health/bill...g-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say.amp

 

[GnenieGone]

Ho-lee-CHIT!!!

https://www.foxnews.com/health/bill...g-penis-enhancement-procedure-reports-say.amp

Good...one down

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Damn...

 

[catdaddy66]

Wow. Very scary! Worst thing like this to happen to my wife was a yeast infection after I had a few beers...

https://www.foxnews.com/health/woma...ners-medication-after-oral-sex-study-says.amp

 

[vanishingpint]

Wow. Very scary! Worst thing like this to happen to my wife was a yeast infection after I had a few beers...

https://www.foxnews.com/health/woma...ners-medication-after-oral-sex-study-says.amp

The swallows don't usually return until March 19th. A little early this year.

 

[HoppyDaze]

bless her heart...

 

[nmfree]

Nebraska family built a lifelike Ford Mustang out of snow, and a state trooper gave it a ticket

 

[tmendick]

Nebraska family built a lifelike Ford Mustang out of snow, and a state trooper gave it a ticket

Thankfully, for Nebraska's sake, the "ticket" was an intentional joke.

 

[jk1rby]

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/03/12/ohio-man-to-drink-only-beer-during-lent/amp/

 

[Andrew Hodgson]

Husband, 58, who 'threw meth and sex-fueled death party for his 69-year-old sick wife after he checked her our of her nursing home' is charged with murder

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...led-death-party-sick-wife-charged-murder.html

 

[GnenieGone]

Husband, 58, who 'threw meth and sex-fueled death party for his 69-year-old sick wife after he checked her our of her nursing home' is charged with murder

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...led-death-party-sick-wife-charged-murder.html

Something has to change in our country. Fracking medical capitalist want us to spend every last $$$ with them. I'd rather give it all to my family. When a person is ready to go...they should be able to go calmly, painlessly, quick, and under medical supervision.