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[homebeerbrewer]

Wounded Water Buffalo Still on the Lam in Iowa

 

[Pkrd]

Couple buy a house and find $230,000 in the roof space.
What to do?

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crimi...und-in-roof-space/ORZASTYCDZGERINGBOFXJMK2PI/

 

[pvtpublic]

Couple buy a house and find $230,000 in the roof space.
What to do?

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crimi...und-in-roof-space/ORZASTYCDZGERINGBOFXJMK2PI/

What to do? Not run your mouth, for starters...

 

[balrog]

Couple buy a house and find $230,000 in the roof space.
What to do?

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/crimi...und-in-roof-space/ORZASTYCDZGERINGBOFXJMK2PI/

"They bought the house in late 2021. Five months later, they needed some electrical work done and the electrician climbed into the roof space. When he lifted the ceiling insulation, in the furthest part of the roof from the manhole he used to gain access, he found the five sealed plastic bags."

That there's one honest electrician.

 

[pvtpublic]

That there's one honest electrician.

"Did you know that there's $10,000 in your attic?"

 

[Rish]

"We don't need no Buffalo wings!"

https://rivergrandrapids.com/ixp/44/p/michigan-man-chugs-24-onces-of-ranch-in-10-seconds/

 

[BongoYodeler]

 

[Pkrd]

What to do? Not run your mouth, for starters...

I’d probably do nothing for 10 years. If they haven’t come looking for it by then they likely won’t ever.

After that I’d distribute it to the needy of course.

 

[balrog]

I'd be too afraid of possible visits by unsavory types.
That's not spare couch change.
To paraphrase Hans Gruber, "if it's $600, no problem, but that big an amount, they will come looking for it". That is, of course, before his run in with gravity at Nakatomi Tower.

(also, yes, it's a Christmas movie)

 

[jschein]

https://nj1015.com/wildwood-police-truck-incident/

Be careful on the Jersey shore

 

[jschein]

Nature at it again
https://nypost.com/2024/09/11/lifes...ing-after-getting-mauled-by-a-gang-of-otters/

 

[homebeerbrewer]

“That otter leave a mark.” lol

 

[pvtpublic]

We had that happen over here in Montana, not too far from my town. Some gals were floating down the Jefferson River and were attacked by otters. One of them had to be life flighted.

 

[BongoYodeler]

https://www.theguardian.com/science...-who-found-mammals-can-breathe-through-anuses

 

[jschein]

NYC doesn’t fool around
https://nypost.com/2024/09/14/us-ne...ar-when-you-dont-move-it-for-nyc-block-party/

 

[Rish]

https://nypost.com/2024/09/13/lifes...g-to-escape-from-fat-camp-he-caused-a-ruckus/

 

[balrog]

Is this an "I'm so old" thing?
WT actual F?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/delta-re...C_qEkZd9J8BXIeWQ25-g6PzAaQd6qJ0EDJhbzp3W34U3z

wear undergarments that are not visible when attending in-person assessments

profanities should not be used during the interviews, that chewing gum is not permitted, and that flight attendant hopefuls must maintain their personal hygiene

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Wear whatever you want, all will get participation trophies.

 

[Kent88]

I have a family member who is a flight attendant for a different airline. They don't joke around with their dress code.

 

[jschein]

Food Fight!!!
https://nj1015.com/nj-corrections-officer-suspended-after-arrest-for-atlantic-city-fight-keila-diaz/

 

[jschein]

https://www.nola.com/sports/saints/...cle_f7313458-76a6-11ef-ae68-eb3886f072d8.html

FEMA gives it to us straight

 

[balrog]

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-i...mbard-3-will-tap-nvidias-grace-cpu-superchips

Isambard 2, the world's first Arm-based supercomputer, retires after six years of service​

"its successor, Isambard 3, will come online to take over its duties. The Arm supercomputer will go offline at 9 am on Monday, September 30"

Yes, yes, yessss.
But when will it become self aware and start learning at a geometric rate?

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Yes, yes, yessss.
But when will it become self aware and start learning at a geometric rate?

Then Isambard will want to set up its own Kingdom - but owing to a glitch in its processing chips, it will take over Brunei.

 

[GrogNerd]

Mules Navigating North Carolina's Impassable Roads To Bring Supplies To Communities Cut Off By Hurricane Helene

 

[Broothru]

You youngsters don’t remember, but when I was a kid, the popular refrain when Tin Lizzies couldn’t navigate the public thoroughfares and blocked the roads was,

“Hey buddy, get a horse.”

Those old timers had a point, and a good mule will out-haul a horse any day.

 

[Kent88]

On a transcontinental race, a mule bests the horses.

 

[Rish]

What's in a name?

https://nypost.com/2024/10/01/lifes...-pepsi-from-birth-will-never-change-her-name/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Whereas nobody comments on the fact that her mother is called Brandy...

 

[balrog]

Brandy

She's a fine girl. What a good wife she would be.

 

[Rish]

https://nypost.com/2024/10/02/lifes...d-with-hugh-hefner-now-im-sleeping-in-a-tent/