Best News Headlines

[jschein]

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2024/07/22/wienermobile-crashes-tri-state-tollway-oak-brook

 

[jschein]

Texas time, hammerhead flat worms
https://www.khou.com/article/news/l...sive/285-9ab7136e-348d-4495-a9c4-25e74c7114cb

 

[Sailingeric]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/24/business/crowdstrike-outage-uber-eats/index.html

$10 coupon for your troubles

 

[Northern_Brewer]

This headline didn't have room for the fact that the guy was called Noe Dejesus and was driving down Alligator Alley....

Naked, 110 MPH In A Caddy, Drunk, With Three Naked Women: A Florida Man's Afternoon​

 

[balrog]

This headline didn't have room for the fact that the guy was called Noe Dejesus and was driving down Alligator Alley....

Naked, 110 MPH In A Caddy, Drunk, With Three Naked Women: A Florida Man's Afternoon​

Classic reporting--"raw, unadulterated, nuclear-grade pure Floridium: a white-hot ball of the very soul of Florida, manifested as four drunk naked people in a speeding Cadillac."

 

[BongoYodeler]

This headline didn't have room for the fact that the guy was called Noe Dejesus and was driving down Alligator Alley....

Naked, 110 MPH In A Caddy, Drunk, With Three Naked Women: A Florida Man's Afternoon​

LOL!! That could be straight out of a Carl Hiaasen novel. In fact it wouldn't surprise me in the least if some form of this story actually does make its way into a future book. It's so his style.

 

[jschein]

Big doings in Delaware , gotta love the simple life

https://www.capegazette.com/article/weinermobile-arrives-sea/278620

 

[Rish]

This headline didn't have room for the fact that the guy was called Noe Dejesus and was driving down Alligator Alley....

Naked, 110 MPH In A Caddy, Drunk, With Three Naked Women: A Florida Man's Afternoon​

I was hoping for pictures.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Video shows fish falling from the sky, smashing Tesla car windshield on Jersey Shore​

 

[jschein]

https://wnyt.com/top-stories/giant-crane-removed-from-inside-of-north-greenbush-home/

 

[balrog]

https://wnyt.com/top-stories/giant-crane-removed-from-inside-of-north-greenbush-home/

They really stepped in the poo that time.

 

[jschein]

Wow this sucks

https://www.the-sun.com/sport/12087743/cyclist-killed-crash-truck-race-horror-moment/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Rioter is much less gobby as he cries in court after police dog bit his arse

Yes there is video....

 

[Pkrd]

Beer is a 25 per cent better pain relief than paracetamol, new research says​

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyl...new-research-says/RLWU3P6OEOE3KVBO5LANV4E6MY/

 

[jschein]

Mother Nature at it again
https://hudsonvalleypost.com/ixp/704/p/fungus-gnat-larvae-migration-ny/

 

[Kent88]

https://apnews.com/article/meth-candy-food-parcels-zealand-4c31e29562cbf825ecfe82a48a0301ec

 

[balrog]

With each candy being worth $1,000 NZ$, they **THINK** the donation to the food bank was a mistake and not a targeted attack?

 

[GrogNerd]

Mysterious black ring appears in the sky over Virginia​

the Commonwealth is still waiting on news of the new pontiff

 

[Broothru]

With each candy being worth $1,000 NZ$, they **THINK** the donation to the food bank was a mistake and not a targeted attack?

Eh, all they have to do is wait for the perp to file for tax credits for a charitable contribution.

 

[Sailingeric]

Mysterious black ring appears in the sky over Virginia​

the Commonwealth is still waiting on news of the new pontiff

Made a ring like that after shooting a 2 liter bottle full of tannerite. Must have been a slow news day

 

[jschein]

Seafood PSA
https://nypost.com/2024/08/19/lifestyle/live-shrimp-attacks-hotpot-diner-in-wild-video/

 

[balrog]

First the orcas, now the shrimps.

 

[Broken Crow]

It's the little ones you gotta watch out for.

 

[Kent88]

First the orcas, now the shrimps.

Nature is healing

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Snail farm in city office sparks tax avoidance probe​

[BBC]

Probably the only article you will read today discussing "cannibalism, group sex and snail orgies"

 

[balrog]

Ah, the summarily vagueness tickles me...'there are "regular, routine care procedures'

 

[Kent88]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...rrested-miami-refusing-leave-plane-rcna167848

Florida man strikes again.

 

[jschein]

And back to the jersey shore
https://nypost.com/2024/08/22/us-ne...him-over-beach-admission-pass-wild-video-sho/

 

[BongoYodeler]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...rrested-miami-refusing-leave-plane-rcna167848

Florida man strikes again.

Another "Florida-Man" trying his best to be featured in the next Carl Hiaasen novel. (If you know you know).

 

[Kent88]

S&R team finds the jerk who stole the Tonight show from Letterman and O'Brien wandering in the woods