Best News Headlines

[Closet Fermenter]

Now if I could figure out how to do this…..

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...red-of-drunk-driving?utm_placement=newsletter

 

[balrog]

"Horses run amok in London"

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246807622/runaway-horses-central-london

Why does that seem like it should be a punk rock song?

 

[bruce_the_loon]

"Horses run amok in London"

https://www.npr.org/2024/04/24/1246807622/runaway-horses-central-london

Why does that seem like it should be a punk rock song?

Belinda Carlisle beat everyone to it.

 

[Pkrd]

New Nigerian Princess scam...
https://www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/...-nigeria-may-after-meghan-learnt-her-heritage

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Women's Institute members dress as pirates for meeting unaware speaker was Somali pirates hostage [Daily Mirror]

 

[Northern_Brewer]

English tourist slates Loch Ness as 'monster didn't show up' [Daily Record]

 

[sweetcell]

not so much "best" as "WTF"...

Animal groups are urging tourists not to visit Wyoming after a man hit a wolf then took it to a bar

 

[Kent88]

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/17/americas/bumblebee-queen-underwater-scli-intl-scn/index.html

 

[day_trippr]

It's about damned time...

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/30/economy/dea-marijuana-rescheduling/index.html

 

[BongoYodeler]

About time indeed. During the late 70s through the mid 80s I subscribed to High Times magazine. Back then they predicted it would eventually be decriminalized, and even legalized. They were a little off with their predictions though as they anticipated it happening by the mid 80s.

 

[day_trippr]

Man says his emotional support alligator, known for its big social media audience, has gone missing

 

[balrog]

PASS THE TOMATOES, MOZZARELLA AND BASIL!!

https://www.medpagetoday.com/neurology/dementia/109986

 

[day_trippr]

https://www.wcvb.com/article/trillium-brewing-storrow-drive-truck-damaged-may-10/60757865

 

[Ayzala]

I'm going to do this! Stick it to the HOA!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...e-boat-painted-fence-designed-hide-rcna151928

 

[Rish]

Another scrappy Canadian!

https://www.piquenewsmagazine.com/a...ficer-with-block-of-cheese-police-say-8726495

 

[day_trippr]

Moving the ball forward...

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bide...ess-dangerous-drug_n_66464c72e4b0cba408891125

Moderator note: Any discussion of this headline should only occur in this linked thread. Comments here will be deleted. doug293cz

 

[day_trippr]

To bee or not to bee

https://phys.org/news/2024-05-scientists-brew-killer-bee-beer.amp

 

[Kent88]

Not best, more sad:
https://www.ign.com/articles/kabosu-the-dog-behind-the-doge-meme-has-died

 

[Kent88]

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/24/24164119/google-ai-overview-mistakes-search-race-openai

 

[Kent88]

Another bad story. I wonder if this will be a Canadian issue someday as well. If not, Canada is looking a lot more appealing.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/joro-spiders-new-york-giant-venomous-spiders-spread-east-coast/

 

[Closet Fermenter]

I been working outside in the Carolina’s my whole career, and I have never seen one. So, I really have no idea what your chances are of ever even seeing one of these critters.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Apologies for the DailyMail link :
Florida man's colon EXPLODES after coughing and sneezing at the same time in a diner - causing his intestines to fall out of his body

Talking of Floridian colons, Larry Colon is the name of the dog owner here :
Florida man avoids jail after French bulldog dies during at-home C-section performed by fake vet

 

[Closet Fermenter]

Apologies for the DailyMail link :
Florida man's colon EXPLODES after coughing and sneezing at the same time in a diner - causing his intestines to fall out of his body

Talking of Floridian colons, Larry Colon is the name of the dog owner here :
Florida man avoids jail after French bulldog dies during at-home C-section performed by fake vet

Dang! I don’t want to even think about what would have happened if he had burped and farted at the same time!

 

[balrog]

burped and farted

As they did not specify the nature of the duodenal exit strategy, it is likely one of those two is covered.

 

[jschein]

https://abcnews.go.com/Internationa...e-cockpit-windows-austrian/story?id=110970221

Ouch

 

[BongoYodeler]

Mechanic builds record-breaking 50mph wheelbarrow.
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce9961lg6l1o.amp

 

[day_trippr]

That there actually was a record to break was surprising enough...

 

[Kent88]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna157331

 

[day_trippr]

Who knew bears even get married?

Army Vet Survives Attack by Bear on Honeymoon at Yosemite​

 

[Kent88]

Anyone know if the rumors of giant Reese's cups are true? That'd be good news.