Best News Headlines

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65608917
I've been drunk, but never "the cops will believe my dog was driving" drunk.

 

[Kent88]

That's really nice that the guy took the fall for his doggo.

 

[balrog]

<wrong thread>

 

[day_trippr]

Ohhhhkayyyy...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/17/business/perdue-beer-can-chicken-beer/index.html

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Ohhhhkayyyy...

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Putting beer in a chicken is the opposite of how we do things on this side of the pond :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_alehttps://beernouveau.co.uk/how-weird-is-weird/

 

[sweetcell]

Papazian's "Joy of Homebrewing" has a cock ale recipe.

 

[Kent88]

This one is **** / obscene.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Papazian's "Joy of Homebrewing" has a cock ale recipe.

There's been the odd commercial version brewed here, albeit only as festival specials type of thing.

Whilst we're on the subject of things to do with chickens, I commend these books :
https://www.levins.com/bonebooks.shtml

 

[jschein]

Keeping the chicken theme

https://www.delmarvanow.com/story/n...-like-find-out-with-perdue-farms/70204155007/

 

[day_trippr]

Ummm....don't look up...that's being late to the party...

 

[Rish]

Ohhhhkayyyy...

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https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/17/business/perdue-beer-can-chicken-beer/index.html

Frank Perdue says the best thing to do with our new beer is stick it up a chicken's backside!

 

[day_trippr]

a honey double-citrus summer ale that’s brewed with “classic grilled chicken seasonings like rosemary, thyme and pink peppercorn.”

Stuffing it up a chicken's backside might be the only good use for it

Cheers!

 

[Northern_Brewer]

This one is less about the headline, and all about the byline...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-65633762

 

[Kent88]

This one is less about the headline, and all about the byline...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-65633762

I dunno, that "again" at the end of the headline does prompt some questions.

 

[day_trippr]

If Google can be trusted, she's a real person.
Which surprised me - I thought some copy editor screwed up the byline

Cheers!

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Yep, she's real. It's not quite as unfortunate as this ****-ish one in the Times, we also had a Phil McCann at a garage reporting on fuel shortages.

 

[jschein]

https://nypost.com/2023/05/20/killer-whales-are-attacking-and-sinking-boats/

 

[balrog]

Oh man. Another great one gone.

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/24/8345...ews&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com

 

[Broothru]

Oh man. Another great one gone.

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/24/8345...ews&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com

Simply the best. Better than all the rest.

Saw the Ike and Tina Turner Review in the Spring of 1968. Wow. Just, WOW!

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65717058
If it didn't involve a hypnotized woman, a marching band, a baseball game and an opera singer, or alternatively a one armed, one legged, one eyed man, then it didn't happen.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

This might be the wrong thread for this news article:
https://apnews.com/article/danish-golden-age-beer-paintings-1717e9bfe5a9d253e24a0a5ebc1398cf

 

[Kent88]

Please wear clothes in your digital driver’s license photo, Georgia officials urge

 

[day_trippr]

Right then! &^%$ the lot of you and the *@#ing donkeys you rode in on! Yeehaw!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/26/health/swearing-benefits-wellness/index.html

 

[El Whedo]

As an anthropology nerd with a HUGE interest in human evolution, I found this fascinating:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/05/world/homo-naledi-burials-carvings-scn/index.html

 

[AzOr]

Great article.
Apparently Homo naledi were #hashtagging before it was cool.

#cavelife
#whosegotthefire

 

[Kent88]

 

[day_trippr]

This seems petty to me...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/08/politics/jack-daniels-bad-spaniels-supreme-court/index.html

 

[balrog]

Apparently now Russians have other concerns than balconies and roof tops

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach

 

[pvtpublic]

Apparently now Russians have other concerns than balconies and roof tops

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tourists-watch-russian-man-get-devoured-by-shark-on-egypt-beach

Why in the actual fu€k would someone film that?!?! That's f*cking awful!

 

[day_trippr]

Welcome to 2023...