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[Broothru]

a SALTY sea story!

"this is a no-*******!"

Question: What’s the difference between a fairy tale and a Sea Story?

Answer: A fairy tale begins, “Now once upon a time…”. A Sea Story begins, “Now this is No ****!”

I might add, that’s generally the only difference.

 

[GrogNerd]

example...

"now, this is a NO SHI**ER!

there I was, on the fo'c'sle, knee-deep in empty .50cal shell casings..."

 

[Kent88]

Newly discovered hummingbird looks like it's wearing a golden collar | CNN

 

[day_trippr]

I read that article yesterday and thought it would have been better without the hummer corpses

Cheers!

 

[Kent88]

Do not 'push a slower friend down' if you encounter a bear, National Park Service warns

 

[balrog]

That’s up there with their what does it sound like when you put an ermine up to your ear? It sounds like a human being attacked by an ermine.

 

[Kent88]

That’s up there with their what does it sound like when you put an ermine up to your ear? It sounds like a human being attacked by an ermine.

 

[Kent88]

Did you know that ermine are free. You can just go take one if you want.

 

[day_trippr]

How this person came to end up where and how he was found yet "No foul play suspected" is a mystery on many levels...

https://news.yahoo.com/no-foul-play-suspected-death-225026056.html

 

[Pkrd]

How this person came to end up where and how he was found yet "No foul play suspected" is a mystery on many levels...

https://news.yahoo.com/no-foul-play-suspected-death-225026056.html

It was nice of whoever wasn’t involved in the foul play that never happened delivered him conveniently to next to the funeral home.

 

[Kent88]

Australian beer recalled for containing 'excess alcohol'

 

[day_trippr]

hahaha! I wonder what yeast strain they used for that brew?

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.quantamagazine.org/room...tor-discovery-meets-with-resistance-20230308/

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.quantamagazine.org/room...tor-discovery-meets-with-resistance-20230308/

 

[Kent88]

Fruity Pebbles and Lucky Charms Threaten to Block “Healthy” Food Labeling Guidelines in Court

Cereal is a terrible waste of grain that could be fermented

 

[Pkrd]

Australian beer recalled for containing 'excess alcohol'

NZ beer is worse.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/300827993/police-warn-beer-cans-may-be-contaminated-with-meth

 

[Northern_Brewer]

We've all been there....

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/drunk-woman-steals-ferry-yells-18560163

 

[bracconiere]

"95 percent of ready-to-eat cereals on the market."

 

[bracconiere]

NZ beer is worse.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/300827993/police-warn-beer-cans-may-be-contaminated-with-meth

 

[AzOr]

How this person came to end up where and how he was found yet "No foul play suspected" is a mystery on many levels...

https://news.yahoo.com/no-foul-play-suspected-death-225026056.html

I think those Baton Rouge detectives should go back to detective school.

 

[kartracer2]

I think those Baton Rouge detectives should go back to detective school.

"Just one more thing,,,"
Where's Columbo when you need him?
Cheers,
Joel B.

 

[pvtpublic]

I think those Baton Rouge detectives should go back to detective school.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Again - we've all been there :
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/womans-eyelashes-ripped-out-after-17563121

 

[bracconiere]

Again - we've all been there :
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/womans-eyelashes-ripped-out-after-17563121

what kind of glue? or was it one of the pinchy things? i guess, she SHOULDN'T have used a rubber......

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not sure I want to understand how that happened

 

[bracconiere]

I'm not sure I want to understand how that happened

she was dancing with a double ended dildo, so now you know....

 

[day_trippr]

Must one hella nasty double ender to flay an eyebrow off, eh?

 

[bracconiere]

Must one hella nasty double ender to flay an eyebrow off, eh?

if she was dancing with a dildo at all?

(boondock saints)

 

[Kent88]

 

[jschein]

https://www.thesun.ie/sport/10397557/guinness-loving-horse-cheltenham-gold-cup-st-patricks-day/