Being English in America has a sucky side

[Saccharomyces]

Hey! I'm in too many signatures already!

Haha new sig.

 

[Saccharomyces]

Oh yeah almost forgot to ask, how many times have you shagged the queen??

 

[Schlenkerla]

Oh yeah almost forgot to ask, how many times have you shagged the queen??

Is she clean shaven or a hairy beast?

 

[TexLaw]

What's funny is that the opposite never seems to happen. That is, in England, I never have anyone say "Ooooh, your accent is so coool!"

That's only because you are from California. If you were from Texas, they would be all over you. Trust me on this one.


TL

 

[Schlenkerla]

That's only because you are from California. If you were from Texas, they would be all over you. Trust me on this one.


TL

In a good way or a bad way???

 

[TexLaw]

Good way. Mmm-hmmm.


TL

 

[Germey]

That's only because you are from California. If you were from Texas, they would be all over you. Trust me on this one.


TL

That was well worth checking on my way to bed tonight... put a smile on my face.

one evening of NHC regionals down, one whole day to go.:rockin:

 

[michaelm]

I'm smoking a *** right now. My neighbours can see, and I just don't care. They stopped me having **** in bars, but I'll be damned if they will stop me having **** in the privacy of my own home.

sigged.....

10chars

 

[paulthenurse]

So what's with that Camilla chick? She must have MAD skilz!

 

[Hugh_Jass]

A)

I didn't understand your post apart from the part about Mansfield sucking donkey balls.

Sorry,
It was a reference to this movie. About 1:45 in to the clip.
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[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Sorry,
It was a reference to this movie. About 1:45 in to the clip.

S'OK. I do remember the movie. I was just trying to skip through my answers quicker by acting(?) dumb.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

The court jester?

 

[beerthirty]

Have we proved Being English in America has a sucky side?

Wouldn't being English anywhere have a sucky side?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Have we proved Being English in America has a sucky side?

Wouldn't being English anywhere have a sucky side?

Hehe! Good one!.........I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you now.

 

[beerthirty]

One more.
With an American passport, are you still English?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

One more.
With an American passport, are you still English?

I was told that a part of becoming an American citizen is that you renounce any former citizenships. However, i don't remember any oaths or anything that required me to do that. Even if I did that, Britain does not recognise that fact, and I would remain an English subject whether I wanted to or not. I think it's because they love me so much and they miss me.

 

[beerthirty]

or they still want to tax the tea you drink.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

or they still want to tax the tea you drink.

Damn the King!! No taxation without half priced flagellation!!!

 

[beerthirty]

Wasn't de Sade French? See you do have something in common with the French.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Wasn't de Sade French? See you do have something in common with the French.

I do. According to my pigmentation and location of origin, I am most likely largely celtic in origin. That would parcel me up with the Bretons in NW France.......That's the part of France that the rest of the French don't get along with.

 

[Pappers_]

Do you eat beans with your breakfast?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Renewing my driving license

There is a reason the morons at the DMV don't work for NASA. Much like how there are no chavs in parliment; well hopefully there aren't any in there. Next time some idiot asks you if you've ever met the queen, tell them "Of course, all of us secret agents have met her!" Regards, GF.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

There is a reason the morons at the DMV don't work for NASA. Much like how there are no chavs in parliment; well hopefully there aren't any in there. Next time some idiot asks you if you've ever met the queen, tell them "Of course, all of us secret agents have met her!" Regards, GF.

This is small town Ohio......Such a ruse would probably work alarmingly well!!

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

This is small town Ohio......Such a ruse would probably work alarmingly well!!

Which begs the question... How the hell did you end up in small town Ohio??

 

[eschatz]

Which begs the question... How the hell did you end up in small town Ohio??

Ah, now there's the rub!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Which begs the question... How the hell did you end up in small town Ohio??

Apparently, the most beautiful women like to hang around in a town full of two baggers so that they look good. So, yeah, I snagged the only good one in town.


Edit: I just read that back to myself. My own poetry brought a tear of joy to my eye. I'm one smooth talking bastard.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Apparently, the most beautiful women like to hang around in a town full of two baggers so that they look good. So, yeah, I snagged the only good one in town.


Edit: I just read that back to myself. My own poetry brought a tear of joy to my eye. I'm one smooth talking bastard.

Still doesnt explain WHY you went there in the first place? Hiding out from the Queen's private guard?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Still doesnt explain WHY you went there in the first place? Hiding out from the Queen's private guard?

I internet stalked her before I went over. Had my axe sharpened and everything but decided not to use it yet.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

No wonder LG lives there. He must be the town celebrity! (or town clown, possibly both )

 

[DeathBrewer]

"village idiot"?