Beer Snobbery generator Awesomeness

[olllllo]

http://www.its-pub-night.com/2009/03/beer-review-generator.html

Pours a vivid strawberry blonde with almost no head. Minimal lacing. Absolutely disgusting medicinal scent, with notes of circus peanut and molasses. Nightmarish buttery palate, with overtones of pepper and cilantro. Heavy mouthfeel and long, long finish. Score: 3.49/5.

Pours a breathtaking golden color with a thick, rocky head. Beautiful lacing. Off-putting catty nose, maybe a little bacon and sherry. Heavy full-bodied flavor, with overtones of circus peanut and citrus. Dense, dense mouthfeel and thin finish. Score: 3.35/5.

 

[Baldy_Beer_Brewery]

Now that's funny.

 

[RICLARK]

Pours an insipid pitch black with a two-finger head. Stunning lacing. Absolutely disgusting musty aroma, with raisin and bubblegum. Off-putting fruity taste, with overtones of sweat and pepper. Thin mouthfeel and disappointing finish. Score: 1.02/5.

friggin bad ass

 

[McKBrew]

Cool, I don't have to write my own reviews anymore.

 

[jmulligan]

Pours a clear greyish-green with almost no head. Light lacing. Thick piney aroma, maybe a little pecans and sherry. Half-decent fruity palate, with notes of sweat and sour milk. Chunky mouthfeel and thin finish. Score: 1.52/5.

Mmmmmm, chunky sweat and sour milk, delicious!

 

[giligson]

Now I can add reviews to my labels

 

[KayaBrew]

Pours a turbulent light brown with absolutely zero head. Very light lacing. Off-putting bready aroma, maybe a little old newsprint and pepper. Absolutely disgusting tart palate, with just a hint of toffee and mango. Watery mouthfeel and slightly dry finish. Score: 1.88/5.

Brilliant!

 

[Saint Aardvark]

Now I can add reviews to my labels

Now that's an excellent idea.

 

[JAG410]

Drinking a Deschutes Hop Trip, here's the review

Pours an opalescent chestnut with a soft, pillowy head. Amazing lacing. Intense herbal nose, and I also get some circus peanut and apple. Well-balanced barnyard taste, with notes of tartness and banana. Tightly carbonated mouthfeel and light finish. Score: 3.98/5.

Sounds pretty close minus banana.

 

[beerthirty]

Review: Pours an insipid strawberry blonde with a soft, pillowy head. Heavy lacing. Nightmarish floral nose, maybe a little biscuit malt and citrus. Thick maple taste, with overtones of hamster cage and hops. Chalky mouthfeel and light finish. Score: 2.40/5.

personal notes: Strawberry blond offering pillowy head with heavy lashings. She had to bequick and taste my lemons. Thick maypole flavor tinged with cedar bitterness. Leaving a chalky mouthfeel and light pockets.

OK I couldn't help it, after all "its pub night" and I'm drunk. MODS remove if you feel the need.

 

[Jaymo]

Pours a dense chestnut with a cotton candy head. Excellent lacing. Well-balanced piney nose, and I also get some chocolate and shoe leather. Intense spicy flavor, maybe a little forward alcohol and bourbon. Extremely weak mouthfeel and bitter finish. Score: 4.65/5.

Doesn't sound too bad other than the piney nose, maybe.

 

[Parker36]

Pours a turbulent coffee color with a ruddy brown head. Light lacing. Minimal yeasty aroma, with notes of sour milk and hamster cage. Disturbing full-bodied palate, maybe a little coffee and caramel. Tightly carbonated mouthfeel and light finish. Score: 3.71/5.

Mmmmm, sour milk and hamster cage....

 

[Jaymo]

Mmmmm, sour milk and hamster cage....

And it still gave it a 3.71!

 

[Parker36]

And it still gave it a 3.71!

Haha, no kidding. I wish there were more options to choose from other than color, good/bad, and head.

 

[user 22118]

Pours a magnificent black with absolutely zero head. Half-decent lacing. Sexy biscuity scent, with just a hint of walnuts and split pea soup. Amazing lemony taste, with notes of cilantro and grapefruit. Tightly carbonated mouthfeel and long, long finish. Score: 4.63/5.

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