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Give a man a beer, he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, he wastes a lifetime.
Give a man a beer, he wastes an hour.
Teach a man to brew, he wastes a lifetime.
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sudsmonkey
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Beer - It's not just for breakfast anymore !
OMG! I make both!rogerdoct said:"Make beer, not bombs!"
The slogan for my local homebrew supply store, "The Beer Nut" in Salt Lake City... They even have it on a bumper sticker and t-shirts!
Roger "Doc".
The Happy Mug
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"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your beer."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-Winston's reply
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-Winston's reply
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I got these from a friend as a e-mail . . . Some are probably already posted but it's early and I'm too lazy to think right now
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Babe Ruth
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
~ Ernest Hemingway
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Paul Hornung
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
~ W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
~ Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Leo Durocher
And My personal favorite . . . .
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
And just one of my own personal rules of life . . .
Never trust a religion that doesnt allow a person to drink
,,l,, >.< ,,l,,
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Babe Ruth
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~ Lyndon B. Johnson
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools."
~ Ernest Hemingway
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Paul Hornung
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
~ W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
~ Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Leo Durocher
And My personal favorite . . . .
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
And just one of my own personal rules of life . . .
Never trust a religion that doesnt allow a person to drink
Beer Snob
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"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
-David Moulton
"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working."
-Harold Rudolph
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
-David Moulton
"Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working."
-Harold Rudolph
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa
Quote:
Originally Posted by rogerdoct
"Make beer, not bombs!"
The slogan for my local homebrew supply store, "The Beer Nut" in Salt Lake City... They even have it on a bumper sticker and t-shirts!
Roger "Doc".
Hope I didn't scare anyone off.
Now that I think about it... How can I get one of those T-Shirts? :rockin:
Originally Posted by rogerdoct
"Make beer, not bombs!"
The slogan for my local homebrew supply store, "The Beer Nut" in Salt Lake City... They even have it on a bumper sticker and t-shirts!
Roger "Doc".
I just got to thinking about this and I thought I better clarify. I am a munitions technician in the Air National Guard. When I say I build bombs, they are for F-16s.RichBrewer said:
Hope I didn't scare anyone off.
Now that I think about it... How can I get one of those T-Shirts? :rockin:
waskelton4
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What do most american light beers and having sex in a canoe have in common??
Both are Fu@_ing close to water!!
Both are Fu@_ing close to water!!
Bernie Brewer
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Why don't we get drunk and screw? Jimmy Buffett 
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Lady: "Sir, you are drunk!"
Man: "Ma'am, you are ugly and in the morning I'll be sober!"
-Casey
Man: "Ma'am, you are ugly and in the morning I'll be sober!"
-Casey
The Beer Prayer:
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen
:rockin:
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter and The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen
:rockin:
Kaiser
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2 pitcher IPA
make a very happy day
make a very happy day
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