Beer contains female hormones?

[funkapottomous]

Beer contains female hormones:

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary

Couldn't resist!

 

[Suthrncomfrt1884]

I've known about this for awhile, but I've never seen the list....that's a good one.

I've got a buddy who will testify to this being true. He drinks nothing but double IPA's and he's got pretty massive man boobs.

 

[Homercidal]

It's true that IIPAs can give you boobs, but not many know the secret is to have the women drinking it! After 2-3 of those there is a good chance you will get boobs... at least.

 

[TxBrew]

You forgot incoherent crying. I have a buddy that does that. Arghh.

 

[AmandaK]

I just really love the Google Ads that are in this thread.

1) Testosterone replacement
2) Menopause gone in 24 hours
3) Female Horomone MDs

Hahahaha!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

You forgot incoherent crying. I have a buddy that does that. Arghh.

I love you man. I don't mean that in a gay way. I just really really love you. :cross:

 

[TxBrew]

I love you man. I don't mean that in a gay way. I just really really love you. :cross:

I love you too, and the toaster, it makes toast I love it so much.