Awesome Admins/Moderators

[unionrdr]

Homer's alright in my book, so I don't think he deserves berry-punching. He's even helped fix my computer on occasion. Yooper, is, well...yooper. Help with a smile & an amusing quip or two. The mods around here are way better than other sites I've been on. Where else can I pedal middle-age humor in context without getting modded?

 

[MaxStout]

Beer Poetry!

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who drank his beer from a bucket
He said with a grin
As it dripped down his chin
If I can't drink any more I'll say f**k it!

 

[BierMuncher]

....The Texas folks and the lone MO moderator and one certain East coast fellow are much more stand-offish....

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Were you saying something?

 

[GrogNerd]

beer haiku!

Why do I feel shame,
Sitting to order breakfast,
Asking what’s on tap?

 

[Homercidal]

No, we don't really like each other. They pretend to like me, because I bribe them to come to my house and then I ply them with beer and boat rides. Normally, it is cold and raining (it's July, after all), and there are hoards of mosquitoes and they pretend to enjoy themselves to humor me.

At least the ones in driving distance do that. The Texas folks and the lone MO moderator and one certain East coast fellow are much more stand-offish. I think they have a fear of being poisoned or drowned or eaten by mosquitoes.

There is one certain moderator who thinks he is very funny and makes comments about submarine rides and being under the surface of the lake during one boat tour, but he is not funny a bit.

I don't know about poisoned, but being drowned or eaten by mosquitos is a very real danger on Lake Yooper!

And by drowned, I mean drinking too much homebrew, NOT nosediving a pontoon boat into the lake. That would be ridiculous...

 

[Newsman]

Anyone coming to Chattanooga, TN or Dalton, GA let me know and I'll buy you a cold one, or give you a sample of my current brew (usually Cider)

 

[Homercidal]

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Went to pour, my beer's departed!
Wasted now, oh what the hell.
I can always brew more and enjoy the smell!

 

[hunter_le five]

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Went to pour, my beer's departed!
Wasted now, oh what the hell.
I can always brew more and enjoy the smell!

At the tavern I bought a glass,
Fell off my stool, and broke my ass.
I lapped my beer up off the floor,
'Cause Bartender won't serve me no more.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Fair enough. Homer and I will have a meeting where we finally decide how to end the terror of Billy-Klubb.

I thought you all were just going to make him your official enforcer

 

[Homercidal]

I thought you all were just going to make him your official enforcer

I'm not sure that would be a wise decision. I think Skynet was intended to protect humanity as well, and look what happened.

Here's a song for Billy.

 

[passedpawn]

I thought you all were just going to make him your official enforcer

He's the unofficial enforcer. Officially, we know nothing. But if you see a skinhead on a Vespa with an HBT sticker on the fairing pull up to your house, best be hiding the berries.

 

[DrunkleJon]

He's the unofficial enforcer. Officially, we know nothing. But if you see a skinhead on a Vespa with an HBT sticker on the fairing pull up to your house, best be hiding the berries.

Haha. Made my day.

And I found @Billy-Klubb 's new Avatar

Edit: Might need to change the caption though. Maybe "Berry-Puncher!" or something of the sort.

 

[MaxStout]

Monkey steals the peach.

 

[Psylocide]

 

[DrunkleJon]

Perfect! Definitely Billy's new avatar

 

[MaxStout]

Did someone say "berry punch"?

 

[Homercidal]

Did someone say "berry punch"?

Oh yeah!

 

[pointcity-homebrew]

POW!

 

[GrogNerd]

Oh yeah!

that was Kool-Aid Guy

 

[pointcity-homebrew]

that was Kool-Aid Guy

The moderators that I have had interaction with are great, I am sure the others are pretty swell too.

I had a glass of orange Kool-Aid the other day, I hadn't had it in years. Man o' man was it delicious!

 

[GrogNerd]

The moderators that I have had interaction with are great, I am sure the others are pretty swell too.

I had a glass of orange Kool-Aid the other day, I hadn't had it in years. Man o' man was it delicious!

ferment that sh*t

Chico strain for orange, anything else gets Notty

 

[Tin4]

Wait...who didn't drink the Kool Aid?

 

[brew_ny]

Wait...who didn't drink the Kool Aid?

wait Jimmy Jones said it was OK to drink

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I love my new avatar.

 

[unionrdr]

I hope those are one inch punches? Bruce Lee was da chit!

 

[TxBrew]

I'll also accept beer, mail to HomeBrewTalk C/O Baron Von TxBrew Esp.

 

[Tin4]

I'll also accept beer, mail to 130 E. San Antonio 78666 C/O Baron Von TxBrew Esp.

You're a Baron now? Is that why I didn't see you all week and you kept calling me at crazy hours with a fake accent telling me I was "Lesser People".

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'm a Baron. Baron Von Berry Puncher, III from the House of Broken ******.