Attempted Necrophilia in Wisconsin

[Boston]

Most likely these guys are Green Bay Packer fans:

Charges Dropped in Wis. Necrophilia Case
From Associated Press
September 16, 2006 4:31 AM EDT
LANCASTER, Wis. - A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

The men still face lesser charges.

Twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break into a burial vault.

 

[the_bird]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html

 

[user 574]

Yea, we get all the good ones. Jeff Dahmer, Ed Gein and now the necro brothers...

 

[Cheesefood]

How disappointed their parents must be.

 

[dancingbarefoot]

Did they also vomit homebrew down a woman's shirt?

 

[magno]

Did they also vomit homebrew down a woman's shirt?

Huh? I dont see a connection.

 

[Flyin' Lion]

Huh? I dont see a connection.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=13622

 

[Dude]

Most likely these guys are Green Bay Packer fans:

LOL...I'm only assuming here, but I doubt these 3 winners have ever watched even a minute of a Packers game...

 

[Walker]

LOL...I'm only assuming here, but I doubt these 3 winners have ever watched even a minute of a Packers game...

Agreed. They're much too smart for that.

 

[Cheesefood]

I their defense, I've seen Wisconsin women. If you find a hot one, you have to go for it, dead or not.

It's good to know that in Wisconsin, it's not rape if she's dead.

 

[Dude]

I their defense, I've seen Wisconsin women. If you find a hot one, you have to go for it, dead or not.

It's good to know that in Wisconsin, it's not rape if she's dead.

She's obviously from Minnesota.

 

[Walker]

She's obviously from Minnesota.

six of one, half dozen of the other.....

 

[Cheesefood]

She's obviously from Minnesota.

No, she's just realized that Favre doesn't stand a chance so she switched her alliance.

 

[Boston]

If you're into cold Wisconsin women why go to all the trouble of digging one up? Just go to Lambeau Field in December (but definitely not January)

 

[Pumbaa]

From where those guys lived in Wisconsin (western part along the river near Iowa) they are probably Vikings fans.

Their chances of ever getting laid are about as good as the Packers having a winning season this year
I mean come on when ya cant even close the deal with a dead chick you really have to be pathetic.

 

[Cheesefood]

Their chances of ever getting laid are about as good as the Packers having a winning season this year
I mean come on when ya cant even close the deal with a dead chick you really have to be pathetic.

In their defense, everything was going well until the cops cock-blocked them. Is it a violation of manlaw to cock block if the chick is dead?