First, thank you very much for the clarification and advice. I was using the term "still" because I had forgotten they were called "Cask Ales" and I was using the term I was familiar with in association with ciders.
Second, I didn't mean that to be an offensive joke at all and I apologize for my insensitivity. I wasn't even thinking about what had happened. I often use the phrase "giddy as a schoolgirl", and when I think of British school girls I think of the caricatures present on television, such as Lauren, played by Catherine Tate... that's all I meant... did not mean it to be a sick joke.