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Laughing_Gnome_Invisible

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I don't mean drinking it....I just love that fresh breath feel. I have it in a corked jar in the kitchen (It looks pretty on the window cill) and I use it about 10 times a day. Am I weird? I just love a nice clean palette. Is this OCD or is it normal(ish)?
 

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Why stop at the mouthwash? You should carry a little tin of breath mints with you at all times, popping them obsessively anytime you're not within 25 feet of the mouthwash.

Hope this helped!
 

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I think you are just practicing gargling.......
 

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I just love a nice clean palette. Is this OCD or is it normal(ish)?
You consider your palette "clean" after mouthwash?? I always feel like my mouth has just been raped... for a "clean" palette, I prefer oyster crackers or toast. :)

Unless you meant "fresh-smelling breath" ... in which case, I agree, and I pop wintergreen mints like they're going out of business.
 
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OK, I agree, it's mouth rape. But it's a good kind of rape. Not the bad kind that I've never been successfully convicted of.
 

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Just google "mouth rape" for pictures of mouthwash chugging breath fetishes...
Do not google mouth rape, scary stuff. I did not find anything that would qualify as mouthwash chugging breath fetishes.
 

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Mouthwash is for chumps. Have you ever tried a Sonicare toothbrush? It's pretty much like sex for your mouth.
 

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That can't be good for your mouth. Alcohol in that concentration that frequently seems like it could dry out or damage your mouth
 

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Ummm.....yea....Gnome worried about the amount of alcohol in his mouth.....yea...right.....

Oh, and if he is worried about oral lubrication, I'm sure he's working on his own version of throat lube/mouth rape:eek:


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hehehe, Hugh is correct, of course. I have no problem with having alcohol in my mouth. I should have added though, that I usually rinse my mouth afterwards with cold filtered water from the fridge, and always if i am about to pour a beer. :)
 

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<Debbie Downer>Did you know Mouthwash causes cancer.</Debbie Downer>
 
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