Anyone disobey SWMBO this week?

[jhoneycutt]

I dont get this whole"disobey swmbo" thing...

 

[Jaybird]

A good back hand usually shuts her up. Gotta keep the pimp hand strong brah.

Ray Rice..Is that you?



























Too soon??

 

[HumulusHead]

Ray Rice..Is that you?























































Too soon??

I'd say it's never too soon


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[Billy-Klubb]

I dont get this whole"disobey swmbo" thing...

I'm not a teenager and she's not my mom. way I see it, she's not a "SWMBO". she's my wife & best friend.:rockin:

 

[j1n]

Ray Rice..Is that you?

Too soon??

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA[/ame]

 

[Accidic]

@Jay,

He said "backhand," not jaw-breaking sucker punch.

 

[cannman]

hmmm

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Buying another keg, a Portuguese floor corker and two carboys today. Swmbo was not pleased that I'm buying them, but hey, she'll get over it.... maybe

 

[cannman]

Buying another keg, a Portuguese floor corker and two carboys today. Swmbo was not pleased that I'm buying them, but hey, she'll get over it.... maybe

I have found that if you keep things out of SWMBO's way (like in storage except on brew day, or the garage) things really aren't a problem.

 

[Jaybird]

@Jay,

He said "backhand," not jaw-breaking sucker punch.

Soooo true, so true..

Cheers
Jay

 

[Bulls Beers]

I dont get this whole"disobey swmbo" thing...

I'm with ya!! I don't think my wife would ever get mad for watching too much hockey or football. And since I spend most of any given Sunday watching football, I guess I have an awesome wife. After 20 years, she doesn't sweat the small stuff.

 

[littletommy]

I'm taking my wife to Disney World in a few weeks, it's her favorite place on Earth. I can get away with just about anything right now. Just yesterday, she wanted me to go to cracker barrel with her to meet up with some of her family, but her total ****ing bitch of a sister was gonna be there, so I told her I was staying home. She went, I stayed home and drunk beer while playing Xbox, and when she came home, she brought me biscuits and gravy.

 

[Accidic]

I have found that if you keep things out of SWMBO's way (like in storage except on brew day, or the garage) things really aren't a problem.

You *COULD* do that... Although I chose a different approach. My strategy involved gathering seemingly countless bottles to clean and stack on shelves in the storage room eventually resulting in my wife throwing up her arms in frustration and instructing me to buy a "@#$%ing @#$% @#$%ed @#$%ing @#$% @#$% kegging system." Although I think maybe I skipped a @#$% or two in there.... Still though, how much more successful could you possibly hope to be?

 

[cannman]

You *COULD* do that... Although I chose a different approach. My strategy involved gathering seemingly countless bottles to clean and stack on shelves in the storage room eventually resulting in my wife throwing up her arms in frustration and instructing me to buy a "@#$%ing @#$% @#$%ed @#$%ing @#$% @#$% kegging system." Although I think maybe I skipped a @#$% or two in there.... Still though, how much more successful could you possibly hope to be?

We've already been there!

One of my brews two years ago that went bad due to infection in the hose lines *i'm 99% sure this is the reason, but this is another story for another time* was a 10 gallon brew via Pari-gyle (sp) in 12 oz bottles. 1) She had to experience all those bottles soaking in oxyclean in our restrooms, sink, and utility sink (I gave her the kitchen sink) 2) she saw the number of beers 10 gallons actually was (hell, even I was impressed!) 3) had to wade through conditioning for two weeks... 4) deal with my frustration as I told her that the batch was poisoned! She was upset that she had to deal with the, "clap-trap" I think is the word she like to use for my brew equipment, and all for nothing! I was like "You're telling me!?" haha so then I told her about the magic method of just brew ferm and keg... and her eyes lit up, a small tear balled up in the corner of her eye............ and then we moved to a house way to small for a spare fullsize fridg, both of us chasing our careers. and here we are today, now using 22oz ers.

Congrats on the kegs!

 

[SupervisingChildren]

I bought my kegs on craigslist before I had a way to dispense from them, and then bought a jockey box a couple months later. SWMBO wasn't happy about the amount of ice I regularly needed which was taking up half the freezer, so when I built my kegerator with a small fridge given to me, she was excited.
Sometimes (rarely) upgrading equipment works in your favor.

 

[Cyclman]

Just bought a 2.5 gallon mini keg. Gonna carb Skeeter pee in it, maybe that'll help. I'll find out soon.

 

[JohnSand]

Yeah. Nice would be more useful. Relaxed would be more useful. Bringing me a beer topless once in a while would be useful.
Or is that too harsh?

By the way, she brought me a beer topless on Saturday. Well, really just picked up my beer and posed topless with it. But she still gets credit for it.

 

[cannman]

I got the "Honey, what does SWMBO stand for?" last night...

Not exactly, she thought it was pretty funny and came up with SWMBP "She who must be pampered."

 

[ubnserved]

By the way, she brought me a beer topless on Saturday. Well, really just picked up my beer and posed topless with it. But she still gets credit for it.

Lol should I say what everyone else says. ... "No pictures, didn't happen! "

All kidding aside, that is a kick a$$ wife!

 

[JohnSand]

Thanks. She is pretty great. With an occasional blip. And I would way post a pic of her (real and spectacular) breasts, but there's no way she'd hold still for the pic.

 

[Inkleg]

And I would way post a pic of her (real and spectacular) breasts, but there's no way she'd hold still for the pic.

We're ok with a blurry **** picture, no really we are.

 

[Homercidal]

Thanks. She is pretty great. With an occasional blip. And I would way post a pic of her (real and spectacular) breasts, but there's no way she'd hold still for the pic.

The best way to handle this situation is with video.

or ropes...

 

[DrunkleJon]

The best way to handle this situation is with video.

or ropes...

..and a subscription to the boneyard.

 

[Homercidal]

..and a subscription to the boneyard.

I know not of which you speak, but if pics were to be made available, I'm sure access to this "boneyard" could be made available.

or video...

 

[cannman]

I got the "Honey, what does SWMBO stand for?" last night...

Not exactly, she thought it was pretty funny and came up with SWMBP "She who must be pampered."

SWMBO out to work.......

Into the microwave goes a hot-link!

 

[mikeasu]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EX9CBq04JjI[/ame]

 

[MindenMan]

Pissed off SWMBO, are you effing kidding me?

 

[Homercidal]

Had a close call this week. Wife was trying to get busy in bed. I tried refusing her advances, but I relented in the end. Probably saved my ass.

 

[SPR-GRN]

Not exactly a disobedience of the SWMBO, but read it anyways...

My wife used to listen to boy bands in high school (specifically Backstreet boys) I did not know her during that period of her life. Anyways, fast forward to her 30th birthday and she had found her BSB CD's in the basement (I had recently cleaned the basement, finding my 90's era CD's as well) I said NOTHING while she listened to them on her birthday, couple days later she is listening to them in the kitchen, I ask her if we can change it, she says fine, but she listens to my crappy music when she doesn't want to, argument ensues about classic rock vs. boy bands.

I ended the argument by explaining to her how boy bands were manufactured; members were selected based on appearance, the songs were specifically written by teams of writers to target teenage girls, and because you liked them in your formative years, they have become entrenched in your mind; you associate them with "good" when in reality, you simply reacted to boy bands the exact way the music industry wanted you to; congratulations on being part of the study.

Although I won the argument, and she knows I am right, I still lost the argument, and I am wrong.

The good news is that she's not one to dwell on things short term, so she was over it in a couple hours. The bad news is that she is at her core a woman, so in about five years or so this will come back to bite me in the @$$, even though I will have completely forgotten the argument ever occurred.

 

[Homercidal]

Not exactly a disobedience of the SWMBO, but read it anyways...

My wife used to listen to boy bands in high school (specifically Backstreet boys) I did not know her during that period of her life. Anyways, fast forward to her 30th birthday and she had found her BSB CD's in the basement (I had recently cleaned the basement, finding my 90's era CD's as well) I said NOTHING while she listened to them on her birthday, couple days later she is listening to them in the kitchen, I ask her if we can change it, she says fine, but she listens to my crappy music when she doesn't want to, argument ensues about classic rock vs. boy bands.

I ended the argument by explaining to her how boy bands were manufactured; members were selected based on appearance, the songs were specifically written by teams of writers to target teenage girls, and because you liked them in your formative years, they have become entrenched in your mind; you associate them with "good" when in reality, you simply reacted to boy bands the exact way the music industry wanted you to; congratulations on being part of the study.

Although I won the argument, and she knows I am right, I still lost the argument, and I am wrong.

The good news is that she's not one to dwell on things short term, so she was over it in a couple hours. The bad news is that she is at her core a woman, so in about five years or so this will come back to bite me in the @$$, even though I will have completely forgotten the argument ever occurred.

Ain't nothin but a mistake.

I never want to hear you say you wanted it that way.