Anybody up for a riddle?

[Dan]

With humble and due respect
FatDragon you are 100 percent correct
There is some some colored light
That’s a big clue to the riddle tonight

 

[Dan]

The whole answer does still await
Just little more mental madturbate

 

[Gnomebrewer]

A photographer, that bit I see
The rest though still eludes me

 

[Dan]

And her subject her husband
Might professionally be?

 

[Dan]

FatDragon knows that answer clear
He’s given a good hint to steer
And you GnomeBrewer are halfway there
You just gotta climb one more stair

 

[Dan]

FatDragon knows that answer clear
He’s given a good hint to steer
And you GnomeBrewer are halfway there
You just gotta climb one more stair

And by one more stair that’s not to throw you off
It’s meant as encouragement I’m not a sloth

 

[FatDragon]

It's been a while
So let's not dawdle:
She's a photog,
He's her model.
She takes his pic,
Develops it,
'ere at the table
They both sit.

@Gnomebrewer, you had it true,
Although you didn't follow through.
The next riddle should come from you:
Now you know what you've got to do.

 

[Dan]

I form in an instant but I last a quite a while
I can bring tears to your eyes; or make you smile

 

[Blue-Frog]

Love at first sight?

 

[Dan]

Blue-Frog that’s well done
But answer in rhyme son

 

[Blue-Frog]

Check the calendar, check the date
At any time of any day or any night
that’s certainly not the time to find a mate!
Yet the flame that burns the soul surely would be nought,
but for the kite that leads our hearts into flight
With it’s ups and downs, I could be wrong, but I think I’m right
the key is to Love... and to Love at First Sight

 

[Dan]

Very wonderfully done
You win the honor of the next one
My wife is downstairs getting ready for Christmas
I’m looking forward to a riddle that can’t miss

Cheers!
Dan

 

[Blue-Frog]

Very wonderfully done
You win the honor of the next one
My wife is downstairs getting ready for Christmas
I’m looking forward to a riddle that can’t miss

Cheers!
Dan

 

[Blue-Frog]

Ah, Christmass! Where witches gathered in their masses... twist 'round and smack their asses. The season where Slay Bells singing can't stop the screamining of souls now dreaming and Sugar Plumbs streaming from Heaven no...
streaming from...

The Riddle of Heaven and Hell!

The first four are not bad.
The last four are not good.
The three in the middle
(playing second fiddle with the devil)
simply connect the ends of this religious riddle.

The answer I've seen could have birthed Christmass and even Halloween!

 

[FatDragon]

"Good and evil" fits the scheme,
But is it right? That's to be seen.

 

[Blue-Frog]

Sorry my friend, I don't like to be mean,
but when it comes to your plight, Hey, don't worry, of course you are right!
Hope you're not tired of all this stupid drip
Heads up - Tag! you're it!

Merry Christmass to all, and to all a good fright!

 

[FatDragon]

I'm the biggest of my kind you'll find around,
Although I keep my bulk close to the ground.
When I stalk you I will not let out a sound
'Til with tooth and nail I come to take you down.

As for tooth and nail, I've got some, and to spare,
But not even one single, teeny tiny hair.
When I bite you, you might run, but still beware:
Your troubles will not end right then and there.

If I take chase, you best run, or down you'll go;
On my belly as I pursue I'm not slow.
Who am I, have you figured? I'll have you know
I'm the ______ from the isle of ______.

 

[Dan]

I’ll give this one a go
But as usual my mind is slow
My brain’s first smile is crocodile
From the isle of chicks gone wild
So my answer is crocodile and Florida
That’s where my mind is while wearing my fedora

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Another that may fit
And I'll put in with a smile
Is the mighty Komodo Dragon
From the Indonesian isles

 

[FatDragon]

Croc's got a nasty grimace, that's for sure.
I wouldn't like to meet him at my door.
He's probably the biggest of a kind,
But he's not the beast that I had in mind.

Our good man Dan came close, but here's the thing:
Among the lizards there is just one king.
If he nips you, you'll spend many fev'rish nights
Recov'rin' from this bastard's septic bites.
Don't count on him to end up like the dodo;
He's the Dragon from the isle of Komodo.

 

[Dan]

GnomeBrewer it’s upon you once again
Your answer was awesome and makes me grin
Since starting this thread many of my answers to riddles have just been wrong
But I continue on with riddle rhyme song
When you’re ready please give us another
Thank you my riddling rhyme brother

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Sorry all for the late riddle, I've been away for the past few days with no internet. Here's the riddle - it's not mine but from Stephen King's 'the Dark Tower'. Here goes.

Not chest nor box is now discussed
Money can be held in it,
but just as we test it's metal, within it there is rust

What is it?

 

[AZCoolerBrewer]

My best guess is that it’s a heart.
The metal is mettle of man in part.
The other is rust within our blood,
The hemoglobin carries O2 and other crud.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Heart's a good guess, I'll give you that
But it isn't the answer that I'm getting at
It's not a thing you can touch or feel
But it can hold money and often a great deal
Rust is in it is a cryptic clue
Does that help any of you?

 

[FatDragon]

A: "How'd he make Harvard? Doesn't study!
No extracurrics! Grades are cruddy!
I don't get it! This is nutty!"
B: "You forgot his trust fund, buddy."

 

[Gnomebrewer]

FatDragon got it while I was posting my last
Trust is correct, so my time is past

 

[FatDragon]

I have a back, but never need it scratched.
I have legs, but I have never walked.
I have a seat, but I've never sat down
And I have hair, but not the kind you comb.
Name me true, and you'll wear the crown.
Name me false, and carry your shame home.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

A good one FatDragon, the fourth line had me stumped
Then the answer "chair", out it jumped
It has hair after the c
Is that what it would be?

 

[FatDragon]

Forgive my tardiness. 'Twas late last night
I meant to say you got it right,
But wifey said, "Turn out the light
And put your cell phone outta sight."
Your turn is next, but if time's tight,
We'll wait, and maybe fly a kite.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

This one's an old one that has no doubt been asked somewhere in the 50+ pages.

What can run but never walk,
Can breathe but cannot talk.
Can't be chosen but can be picked,
What's your answer? Tell me quick.