Annoying drunk habits

[wineANDbrine]

I was told that I start talking like Joe Pesci and won't shut the f* up or let anybody else talk or I'll crack their f*n head wide open in front of everybody in the bank.

 

[wineANDbrine]

What can I say? It's past noon, didn't have work today, and just bottles a batch of strawberry wine.

 

[FourSeasonAngler]

Annoying drunk habit: I tend to tease/poke fun/jest with my friends too much. It's a vicious cycle though, bust one guy's chops about his erectile disfunction and he comes back with an attack on me concerning a past overweight girlfriend. At which point the ball busting becomes a volley till one guy steps over the line or someone gets butt hurt. Men are pretty immature and alcohol amplifies that I think.

Wife's annoying drunk habit: She rarely gets tipsy but when she does she tricks me into bed with her and falls asleep before making good on her promises.

 

[m3n00b]

My friends start doing ***** twisters when they get drunk. I'm not into that. They know I'll punch them in the face if they try that sht with me.

 

[Cheesy_Goodness]

That's hard core man! Did you rally?

My buddy swears I did and my memory of that time of the night is non-existent

Wife's annoying drunk habit: She rarely gets tipsy but when she does she tricks me into bed with her and falls asleep before making good on her promises.

That might be the worst one yet

 

[Homercidal]

Wife's annoying drunk habit: She rarely gets tipsy but when she does she tricks me into bed with her and falls asleep before making good on her promises.

I'm not seeing the problem with this...

 

[NickTheGreat]

You missed the last phrase, "before making good on her promises."

 

[headbanger]

I'm not seeing the problem with this...

I think the main problem may be "falling asleep" as opposed to passing out.

 

[HerrHepcat]

I talk non-stop. The constant thoughts that are always in my head finally get a chance to be voiced.

Sometimes I know it's happening, sometimes I don't. When I know, I have to try hard to stop it.

When I don't know, my clue is my wife asking: "Are you drunk?", The I know I'm talking too much.

Though admittedly, she has asked that when I wasn't drunk at all.

 

[TheSmithsEra]

I change the topic of conversation to whatever random thought i think is important enough to interrupt. Then i'm like wait, ok now back to what you were saying

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Haha I do the one eye thing too.. only if I'm doing it, I probably need to be cut off

if my eye closes, I need to be cut off an hour ago. hahaha!!

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Passing out on the couch. Swmbo doesn't approve...

I tend to get louder and louder as the night goes on. My fiancee's dad always tells me I need to drink low volume beer.

 

[Evan_L]

So, in the same vein as the OP... what's worse: sober people when you're drunk, or drunk people when you're sober?

drunk people when you're sober....that's why i try never to be sober around drunk people, fixes the problem from my end, if you can't beat 'em....join 'em

 

[tommyguner03]

i repeat myself and can be an ass .. which sometimes starts fights .. and somehow i am not involved when the brawl happens

 

[roger617]

I talk way too loud, and tell the same story over and over.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I talk way too loud, and tell the same story over and over.

are you my FIL?