I'm with Cap'n Ahab on this one...," Die, die, die, damn ye blasted spammer"!!!
15 spammers on a dead mans brewery,
yo ho ho & bottle of Surly!
Drink & the devil had done for the rest,
yo ho ho & bottle of Surly!
The spammer brained by the marlin's spike,
And all their throats were marked belight,
They had been gripped by fingers ten,
& there they lye, all good dead men!
By break of day in a boozin' ken,
yo ho ho & bottle of surly!
Dead & be damned & the rest gone wist,
yo ho ho & a bottle of surly!
The leader lay with his knob in gore,
with a scallion's zaks his cheek had shore,
& the scallion he was stabbed times 4...
& there they lye all day long with up staring eyes!