You quoted me to quick! I threw some props in for the obvious great mind that you are. Geez though, thought you would at least fight me on recipe.
Ok, I need some help here, how about a cloying crystal heavy ipa with stale clearance hops. Man they had some at this lhbs, I literally almost threw up in my mouth at the slightest sniff of them. With your lodo process I think you could really preserve that rotten smell. Maybe just 100 percent crystal 120? Idk? Need a little help here. How about 100 percent black patent, no hops, and really expired yeast. Wait, I could go anywhere here now, right, how about refried beans, crystal 120, and cabbage with a little herring mixed in. I'll use, idk, founders kbs. That's one of my favorite and we will give them to unsuspecting people and ask for judgement. Are you still that certain?!
Ok same recipe you say, stale yeast, barfy hops, Florida tap water, and the cheapest worst tasting grains I can find. I get my beloved Simpson's golden promise, fresh yeast, ro water adjusted to style and the freshest best hops in the world. I game for that.