3 word story

[grampamark]

sounds like trap

 

[ehall]

bag on porch?

 

[ba-brewer]

paper in bushes

 

[ehall]

bring a match

 

[ba-brewer]

do socks count?

 

[ehall]

only on feet

 

[ba-brewer]

no matches then

 

[ehall]

off you go

 

[ba-brewer]

if switch backward

 

[ehall]

switch pants around

 

[ba-brewer]

zipper signals farts

 

[beermanpete]

Time to go

 

[ba-brewer]

early warning system

 

[grampamark]

surprise your friends

 

[Knightshade]

with deadly cropdusting

 

[ehall]

in grocery store

 

[ba-brewer]

according to chart

 

[beermanpete]

Noxious fumes rising

 

[ba-brewer]

possible renewable resource

 

[ehall]

made grandma cry

 

[grampamark]

made grandpa laugh

 

[ba-brewer]

then grandma steamed

 

[beermanpete]

Open the letter

 

[ba-brewer]

over pot of

 

[ehall]

hot, boiling wort

 

[grampamark]

The letter said

 

[bracconiere]

you've been reported

 

[ehall]

wearing britches backwards

 

[ba-brewer]

aids ass scratchin'?

 

[ehall]

yes, with spoon