3 word story

[bottlebomber]

his ass still,

 

[gratus fermentatio]

the bosom was

 

[beaksnbeer]

of a size

 

[nasty_rabbit]

that always matters

 

[beaksnbeer]

when bosoms are

 

[statu]

In full bloom

 

[nasty_rabbit]

like the lillies

 

[beaksnbeer]

of the valley

 

[bottlebomber]

my same thought

 

[statu]

Until she said

 

[cclloyd]

take it off?

 

[gratus fermentatio]

So I unbuttoned

 

[statu]

And she screamed!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

"It's so huge!"

 

[statu]

A purple nurple

 

[gratus fermentatio]

poked my eye

 

[BBL_Brewer]

son of a

 

[bottlebomber]

catfish! This is

 

[tominator]

not what i

 

[statu]

Expected so then

 

[BBL_Brewer]

I took charge

 

[statu]

And was surprised

 

[tominator]

to see hair

 

[beaksnbeer]

on his palms

 

[nasty_rabbit]

Those trees shouldn't

 

[beaksnbeer]

Hey, what trees?

 

[nasty_rabbit]

the palm trees

 

[BBL_Brewer]

that's just coconuts

 

[statu]

And they are

 

[beaksnbeer]

hanging from them

 

[bottlebomber]

for dear life

 

[tominator]

But the texture

 

[statu]

Was so soft

 

[nasty_rabbit]

and supple, yet

 

[statu]

I couldn't believe

 

[nasty_rabbit]

how rigid and

 

[statu]

Firm, they were

 

[nasty_rabbit]

I had to

 

[WesleyS]

pinch myself to

 

[nasty_rabbit]

keep from laughing