3 word story

[ba-brewer]

summertime campground outhouse

 

[beermanpete]

said my spouse

 

[Rish]

holding her nose

 

[ba-brewer]

Nope, normal voice.

 

[ehall]

screams internally though

 

[beermanpete]

when in church

 

[ba-brewer]

fearing spontaneous combustion

 

[Wigglebutts Brewery]

Or equivalent explosions

 

[Rish]

from nearby members

 

[ehall]

of the local

 

[ba-brewer]

dog walkers union

 

[ehall]

barking out orders

 

[ba-brewer]

between chasing squirrels

 

[ehall]

down the path

 

[Rish]

to total oblivion

 

[ehall]

while singing at

 

[beermanpete]

the Christmas mass

 

[Wigglebutts Brewery]

Against the cats

 

[Rish]

down in Nashville

 

[ehall]

with hot chicken

 

[Rish]

sandwiches and cold

 

[ehall]

sideway glances from

 

[ba-brewer]

a cross eyed

 

[Rish]

dude with no

 

[ba-brewer]

shirt or shoes

 

[Wigglebutts Brewery]

And long fingernails

 

[beermanpete]

scratching the chalkboard

 

[ehall]

all work and...

 

[ba-brewer]

turns Jack crazy

 

[ehall]

like a fox

 

[ba-brewer]

that can type

 

[ehall]

like a running

 

[Rish]

court reporter high

 

[ba-brewer]

on the hog

 

[stamandster]

Of life. But,

 

[ba-brewer]

who am I

 

[stamandster]

to say that

 

[ehall]

parasites have infected

 

[ba-brewer]

the everything bagels

 

[stamandster]

. Of course, I