3 word story

[ba-brewer]

Swarovski crystal embellished

 

[ehall]

with tiny ridges

 

[Rish]

and false bottom

 

[ba-brewer]

made in Brazil

 

[beermanpete]

exported to Zimbabwe

 

[ehall]

routed through timbuktu

 

[ba-brewer]

with a Kalamazoo

 

[beermanpete]

fake out switcheroo

 

[ba-brewer]

that's no knife

 

[Rish]

maybe a fife

 

[ehall]

ask Matt Rife

 

[ba-brewer]

if you get

 

[ehall]

a kick out

 

[Rish]

of Only Fans

 

[beermanpete]

but no A/C

 

[ehall]

in the shed

 

[Rish]

by your bed

 

[beermanpete]

what she said

 

[ba-brewer]

need more bread

 

[ehall]

in my basket

 

[ba-brewer]

of unhatched eggs

 

[Rish]

from albino alligators

 

[ehall]

see ya later

 

[ba-brewer]

pink eyes noncontagious

 

[ehall]

except when entering

 

[beermanpete]

the enchanted forest

 

[Rish]

carrying bread crumbs

 

[ba-brewer]

in my beard

 

[ehall]

from the bakery's

 

[Rish]

free sample basket

 

[ba-brewer]

empty at brewery

 

[ehall]

back door because

 

[beermanpete]

of the fuzz

 

[ba-brewer]

going after Dave

 

[ehall]

but dave's not

 

[ba-brewer]

the real target

 

[Rish]

it's really Buster

 

[ba-brewer]

drivin' them buggy

 

[beermanpete]

because he's holding

 

[ehall]

onto the pastry