3 word story

[evolcoms]

Pink and white

 

[bottlebomber]

for Wesley's satisfaction.

 

[HoppyDaze]

They cured AIDS

 

[bottlebomber]

he was overjoyed

 

[gak27]

and dressed gaily

 

[bobbrews]

you meant gayly

 

[WesleyS]

which means happily

 

[+HopSpunge+]

not funny haha

 

[bobbrews]

spunge gotta stache

 

[stikks]

that resembles a

 

[bobbrews]

retro 70s beaver

 

[WesleyS]

in the winter

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

which allows him

 

[gratus fermentatio]

to tickle her

 

[bobbrews]

and to smell

 

[nasty_rabbit]

her toe jam

 

[stikks]

and peanut butter

 

[bobbrews]

New theme challenge

Let's shoot for an old proper style, English tone without all of the run-on sentences and grammatical errors.

 

[EyePeeA]

Doth thee mad?

 

[bobbrews]

Ne'er, tis weary.

 

[Surgeonofdemise]

Out, damned spot

 

[bobbrews]

Out, I say.

 

[EyePeeA]

A Shakespeare poem?

 

[bobbrews]

Tis' correct, brethren.

 

[bottlebomber]

I once shat

 

[buzbey]

Upon thine hand

 

[bobbrews]

T'was a mess.

 

[buzbey]

Art thou willing

 

[bottlebomber]

to henceforth bequeef

 

[bobbrews]

thine own britches

 

[EyePeeA]

o'er to Sir

 

[bobbrews]

Britches of York

 

[stikks]

whilst Edward wrested

 

[+HopSpunge+]

With full blown

 

[bobbrews]

penchant for Buggery

 

[bottlebomber]

betwixt Hoppy's nethers

 

[bobbrews]

a formidable cesspool

 

[jdhammans52]

Of thou's immunodeficieny

 

[LabRatBrewer]

henceforth nary a

 

[HoppyDaze]

Eff the Brit