3 word story

[ba-brewer]

with bacon toothpaste

 

[ehall]

that sounds awesome!

 

[grampamark]

bacon or toothpaste?

 

[ehall]

bourbon bacon toothpaste!

 

[ba-brewer]

second most used

 

[ehall]

tooth brush in

 

[ba-brewer]

newborn free range

 

[grampamark]

west Texas armadillos

 

[beermanpete]

have invaded the

 

[ba-brewer]

outskirts of Albuquerque

 

[ehall]

by making right

 

[ba-brewer]

at Poughkeepsie turnoff

 

[ehall]

then make u-turn

 

[ba-brewer]

exit Slauson Cutoff

 

[ehall]

stop vehicle and

 

[grampamark]

cutoff your slauson

 

[ba-brewer]

continue to fork

 

[grampamark]

see matinee lady

 

[MaxStout]

for tickets to

 

[ba-brewer]

Pee-wee's big show

 

[grampamark]

wasn’t that big

 

[ehall]

she said softly

 

[MaxStout]

before she lit

 

[grampamark]

a Marlboro Light

 

[ba-brewer]

one eye still

 

[MaxStout]

points away from

 

[beermanpete]

The other toward

 

[ehall]

her fat nose

 

[davidabcd]

that was damaged

 

[ba-brewer]

from dill pickles