2016 BCBS Speculation

[jivex5k1]

So, as you all know the 2015 release of Bourbon County® Brand Stout has come and gone. It's safe to say that the release was largely a disappointment due to numerous factors, including but not limited to:

• Last year was better.
• Seriously, last year was way better.
• I couldn't even.
• Where the **** is my Vanilla you gobshite?
• What is this 60 dollar hot mess of a beer? What a drainpour.
• At least the box smells good.
• ******* sea salt???
• No I don't want your stupid "regular" ******** you ******* casual.
• What the **** is a barleywine? I like beer buddy.

But I'm not a person who likes to dwell on negative vibes. Instead I'd ask you all to look forward with me towards the future of Bourbon County® Brand Stout, and how they can recover from this PR nightmare.

I think they should issue an e-mailed apology to everyone who waited in line for 24+ hours, along with a free frozen turkey and a 5 gallon tub of cranberry sauce. This should go a long way to make up for the missed Thanksgiving many of us had to endure simply due to our love of this beer.

In addition to that I feel an internet poll would be a great way to decide 2016's Bourbon County® Brand Stout treatments. This would be a great way to engage customers in the process of adjunct selection, and could even have the top "write in" categories appear on the poll with some clever coding. I know I can't be the only one longing for a Shrimp Taco treatment!

So let's put all this negativity behind us! Together we can create a better Bourbon County® Brand Stout for all of us!

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

They have to hold those tubs of cranberry sauce for next year's BCBS variant.

 

[FTowne1]

 

[jivex5k1]

Eh, I tried...

 

[sidetracked]

So, what are you guys bringing to Dark Lord Day next year? Is the Hampton booked yet?

Also, do you get paid by word count here or something?

 

[Josh2]

Slow day at work?

 

[yamar68]

Eh, I tried...

You sure did.

 

[lazerviking]

Eh, I tried...

To do what exactly?

 

[jivex5k1]

To do what exactly?

To be satirically humorous. I have failed.
At least I still have my crippling desire for the slightest sense of approval to keep me warm at night.

 

[Doc1]

I expect a particularly... ahem..cloudy variant this next year. As I have been told, employees wove through the Bourbon County lines this year, whispering into patrons ears "we have Rare" and then collecting the ensuing "release" from the aforementioned neckbeards.

It shall be called, BCPRR, or Bourbon County Pre Release Release.

 

[adhdjon]

 

[kzeon]

******* sea salt???

I'll be disapointed if there's no BCBPB&JS for 2016

 

[beeerear]

weren't scotch barrels spotted or was it cognac?

 

[Arbitrator]

When is 2015 BCBS coming out?

 

[rodzm]

One thing is for sure. I will not be in front of my local Total Wine at 5 AM for BCBS like i was rhis year. There was not one soul in sight and i lost 4 hrs of sleep because of it. This year was my first trying BCBS and i must say i was underwhelmed. Ive been drinkng some absolutely kickass Belgian brews the past year that it puts BCBS to somewhat of a shame. Give me a De Struise Black Damnation V and ill be happier

 

[thunderbirdesq]

weren't scotch barrels spotted or was it cognac?

Yeah, but when they get released it will take at least a DDH oak theory to land one. Cognac Region Brand Stout sounds lame.

 

[lb304854]

DDH oak theory

Never heard of it.

 

[thunderbirdesq]

Never heard of it.

beeerear has.

 

[beeerear]

beeerear has.

Troy made me a special beer.

 

[thunderbirdesq]

Troy made me a special beer.

 

[beeerear]

I LOVE Dwight thanks bb

 

[thebandit1]

So, as you all know the 2015 release of Bourbon County® Brand Stout has come and gone. It's safe to say that the release was largely a disappointment due to numerous factors, including but not limited to:

• Last year was better.
• Seriously, last year was way better.
• I couldn't even.
• Where the **** is my Vanilla you gobshite?
• What is this 60 dollar hot mess of a beer? What a drainpour.
• At least the box smells good.
• ******* sea salt???
• No I don't want your stupid "regular" ******** you ******* casual.
• What the **** is a barleywine? I like beer buddy.

But I'm not a person who likes to dwell on negative vibes. Instead I'd ask you all to look forward with me towards the future of Bourbon County® Brand Stout, and how they can recover from this PR nightmare.

I think they should issue an e-mailed apology to everyone who waited in line for 24+ hours, along with a free frozen turkey and a 5 gallon tub of cranberry sauce. This should go a long way to make up for the missed Thanksgiving many of us had to endure simply due to our love of this beer.

In addition to that I feel an internet poll would be a great way to decide 2016's Bourbon County® Brand Stout treatments. This would be a great way to engage customers in the process of adjunct selection, and could even have the top "write in" categories appear on the poll with some clever coding. I know I can't be the only one longing for a Shrimp Taco treatment!

So let's put all this negativity behind us! Together we can create a better Bourbon County® Brand Stout for all of us!

 

[thunderbirdesq]

I LOVE Dwight thanks bb

No problem, homie.

 

[jivex5k1]

 

[thunderbirdesq]

 

[drgarage1]

BCBoDS is still coming.

 

[beeerear]

No problem, homie.

It would have been funnier if you were like double dry hopped bourbon county stout. But you're not as clever as me or Dwight so it's all good.

 

[Hookemhops13]

It would have been funnier if you were like double dry hopped bourbon county stout. But you're not as clever as me or Dwight so it's all good.

If your gonna be a ****** can you at least be entertaining with it? Take some notes from these guys (CaptiveOdyssey Hayden McCall), they may suck, but at least they are good at sucking. You are 5 more boring stupid posts away from ignore status...

 

[beeerear]

If your gonna be a ****** can you at least be entertaining with it? Take some notes from these guys (CaptiveOdyssey Hayden McCall), they may suck, but at least they are good at sucking. You are 5 more boring stupid posts away from ignore status...

eat a dick

 

[beeerear]

If your gonna be a ****** can you at least be entertaining with it? Take some notes from these guys (CaptiveOdyssey Hayden McCall), they may suck, but at least they are good at sucking. You are 5 more boring stupid posts away from ignore status...

eat a dick