JulianB1
Well-Known Member
And boom goes the dynamite.
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Anyone who would like a refund for 2015 Bourbon County Coffee or 2015 Bourbon County Barleywine, please contact us at 1-800-Goose-Me.
1-800-GOOSE-ME
Are you kidding me?
1-800-GOOSED-Umore like 1-800-U-GOT-GOOSED
This by no means is a guarantee of success especially with barrel aged beers. Both of these beers have drifted out of their target character thus leading us to provide refunds for anyone who is unsatisfied with them.
Each year you stand in long lines in the cold to get your hands on Bourbon County Stout and the special variants. This is beer that we hope is shared on special occasions, or maybe even makes the occasion special. Beer that we truly hope helps strengthen bonds and makes lasting memories.
Good god the gasbags at corporate must love this narrative so much. The last thing you lead an apology like this with is
"Hey remember how much of a huge pain in the ass we made it to get this beer? How you decided to forego family time to come get this beer on Thanksgiving night so that you could maybeshare it with them later on a special occasion like say a major holiday like ThanksgivingFLIP FER WALEZ!enjoy it very dearly? Welllllll seeeee here's the thing..."