1,600 posts in 1.5 years is well-done? Does that mean I win some sort of prize?
Maybe a Carboy Cleaner!
It's definitely a creative idea though.
But I'm still not sure why the OP keeps saying he might/will "dilute and add bugs", in a manner that implies that the bugs are going to help anything.
Again, this is an issue of alcohol tolerance, not fermentability, so if the bugs manage to further attenuate the beer after diluting, then so will pretty much any strain of brewer's yeast. Since this wasn't originally intended to be a sour beer, and since it's not going to help in any way with the current problem, then the best bet would just be to pitch more of the *original* yeast strain, to get a slightly less massive version of the beer he intended all along.
In fact, once he dilutes the beer, there's a very good chance that the yeast already in there will start back up again and do it anyways. If so, not only will it finish attenuating before the bugs can possibly have any appreciable effect, but unless he dilutes it to AT LEAST 4 - more likely, 5 - times his current volume (which isn't much better than dumping, IMO) then the ABV will once again be pushed up too high for the bugs, before they even really start doing anything! Which obviously makes them an absolute waste.
Don't get me wrong, it's not impossible to get bugs to work their magic here. I love sours and brew a lot of them, and I definitely don't want to discourage it, so if you really want to try and turn this into a sour beer, then by all means, go for it... there are ways it can be done. But don't just pitch bugs only because you think they might help fix the current problem, because diluting should allow *any* yeast to work, allowing you to still end up with a beer that's not too different from what you were intending (just a fair bit lighter). In fact, you can end up with a beer that's pretty damn close, if not virtually spot-on, by taking the resulting "lighter" beer, and freeze-distilling it to 20% ABV - which would basically just mean that you only *temporarily* added water to it in order to let the yeast finish the job, and then removed it once it was no longer needed. Of course, unless you like flat beer, you'd need to be able to force-carbonate it.