Howdy Ya'll,
That reminds me of a batch of wine my Dad made 25-30 years ago.
I have been making homebrew for 15 years but at the time,
I had no idea how it was done.
I heard how 'Dad was making a batch of wine',
and assumed he had bought a book or something.
Or he at least knew what he was doing.
Wrong.
Some of it was good and most of it was bad. So he mixed it all together and added a bottle of everclear.
It sat in the pantry for years, lots of half gallon bottles,
and I ended up bringing a couple of bottles with me to 'Dew' Texas
to hunt some deer with my friend Randy and 'Cousin Joe'.
Now when we had drank up all our beer and Joe asked about something to drink, I brought out the 'wine my Dad made', "and its got everclear in it."
Joe said it was horrible but it gave you a buzz.
Randy and I were walking around the next day when I snapped my .06 to my shoulder as I thought I had seen something move,
it was cousin Joe.
Laying in the dirt drunk, a long way from camp with an nearly empty 1/2 gallon jug of 'the wine'.
Randy and I threw him in the back of the truck and brought him back to camp just leaving him in the truck all night.
Dad had, by mixing the good with the bad had not done anything at all for the bad and had ruined the good. Years later after I became a good homebrewer, I asked Dad on the way out to the Pecos wilderness area:
How did you make that wine ?
I questioned him and come to find out he had not even boiled it,
just let a bunch of grapes rot in a big bucket.
'No yeast or anything' ?
"Naw."
Haven't you even read a book on the subject, I asked ?
"Those people back in the bible days made wine."
Hell they didn't have any books,
they just made it."
{ Dad's.}
J. Knife