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So, a stain resistant snuggy?

peanut flavored cigarettes.

my wife only complains when i make a washed rind or blue ripened cheese. that's a smell only the cheese fiend can appreciate. aside from that, no one likes someone else's mess. if i clean up my mess, no one seems to mind a few hours of cluttered 'maker-space' on a saturday.

take her to the store and buy 5 gallons of craft beer.

mmm, smoothies.

find their supplier, then cut out the middle man...

brew days are hard to come by. i'd like a few more.

if fat is stored energy, why am i tired all the time? I'm calling BS!

oh my beloved beauty, let me caress dat booty, let's go to the boudoir, and commence.... wait a sec. oh, crap. this sparge is stuck. nevermind, tomorrow, i promise.

this video is far too long. all you need to do when questioned about your brewing purchases, is ask if your significant other wants to pull up their amazon purchase history and compare...

play some Christmas music you like. that way, she can't complain.

did you tell them it heats up your love-life?

no one's every asked you "when you add the alcohol to your beer?"

"you think you've trapped me? Incontheivable! This mind game has only just begun!"

eh, they both turn to belly jelly when you have too much.

that other 5%, pant legs are flour magnets. 🤖

that's a little low. i can get 95% efficiency when i make my pizzas

there are already several threads about this. please memorize the internet in it's entirety before asking a question on a forum.

if you're not going to fact check me, absolutely!

Nah, biggest lie on this site: "I love brewing!" no you don't, you hate it. everything about brewing is a pain in the butt. every little thing. still worth it, though.