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Next time one of them turns their nose up at the idea of beer - and remember they're not all as in-tune with the world as Yoop, but are only familiar with BMC - tell her it is like cooking, and basically, you can cook and you'd love nothing more than to cook a dinner for her. You might even...

LMAO. Some days Revvy, you almost restore my faith in organized religion. :mug:

I wonder how she incorporates this particular skill or ability in to her resume.

I think I've seen videos of that on the internet... :D

Every time I see some young kid getting a tattoo I think of some of my parents friends. You know, I'll bet that Yosemite Sam and those 6-shooters looked really, really seriously cool when touring the world courtesy of the United States Navy and bedding exotic hookers in various ports of call...

LMAO. Actually, having had a Candida infection before, I highly recommend you stick to the infected beer. Although at the risk of TMI, oral thrush would have been a welcome change from a constant itch elsewhere... Trust me on this one, my pain is your gain. As for the original post, as...

Well, I wash my hands after going to the bathroom as it is socially the correct thing to do, but since I don't piss all over my hands I'd like to point out the following: 1) When I wake up in the morning I take a shower. 2) In the shower I wash my junk. 3) I then put on clean underwear 4)...

Ohhhhhhhh..... I get this one at work all the time. IM comes in, "You have a minute for a question?" Well, you know what, I just did but now I'm all out of minutes because I just took the time to answer this. How do you feel about that, nutsack? Next time, just ask me the damn question and...

Looking back at the past, I can safely say that Corn Flakes don't stop a kid from playin with his peske. Ok.... so it was the past day, what's your point?

"DMX misses the good ole days. 'This is not where I want to be man,' DMX said." No **** man, that's why it is called jail. That's the way it is supposed to be!

<-- Looks at his Weight Watchers microwave lunch and suddenly feels woefully inadequate.

When I was a kid, green beer didn't dress or act like that...

I had a 1/2 to 1 pack a day habit for 17 years. Quit cold turkey in October. No gums, no pills, no patches. My MD did give me an Rx for Chantix, but I decided to try first without it. It sucked big-time. I'm finally to the point where I don't crave cigarettes and the smell of secondhand...

It's not "that's what losing does to us." It's that it was a good game. I fully expected Ohio State to get blown out as Jim Tressel stuck to his overly-conservative game plan. After all, that's what everyone has seen for the past couple of years. As for leaving the Big 10 as you...

This was hardly the ***-kicking of OSU we've seen over the past couple of years from SEC teams. It was a good game that came down to the wire and could have gone either way. What more could you really want out of a bowl game?

Ummm, yeah. :cross:

Add me to the minority on this one - I'm tired of watching the celebrations. Of course, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Browns fan, so there isn't much to celebrate - but there's nothing more infuriating and embarassing than watching a team that is down by 14 or 21 or whatever celebrating a good play...

Seriously, I think if someone found a way to get Billy Mays and Vince "the Sham-Wow Guy" in the same location for a quick two-for-one execution, Congress would name a national holiday after the assassin. You'd get a Tom Cruise movie out of it ... ok, let's be a realistic, it'll be William...

When is adding more fiber in your diet too much of a good thing? :)

I dated a girl once who used to win money on a fairly regular basis in Karaoke competition. Of course, she was a music teacher. That pretty much made up for the whole having to deal with listening to people who clearly couldn't sing, well, sing - or strangle a cat - or whatever the heck it was...