You know you're a home brewer when?

[hopmonster]

When you have 100plus bottles and dont plan on bottling again

 

[unionrdr]

When you have over 100 bottles,can't fill all of them at any given time. But you keep trying. Then hunt for better boxes to put them in. And your freezer,fridge,& pantry have brewing stuff taking up space. Then,the comp room starts turning into a make-shift man cave...Couldn't be me,no not me...

 

[Golddiggie]

When you have at least two refrigerator's/freezers and only one of them contains food.

 

[Airborneguy]

When you brew at home?

 

[bluemoose]

When you get down to 100 beers bottled and say "man I'm getting low, better brew"

 

[Chia]

When you run out of beer and start drinking flat, half fermented, wort, but lie to yourself by saying "But I had to take a gravity reading!"

 

[E-Mursed]

You mark the change of seasons by beer styles instead of a calendar.

 

[unionrdr]

When you start drinking the beer below the spigot level,convincing yourself that you don't really need that auto siphon.
Then,you realize there's 4-6 bottles worth under there. Damn,I'm missing another 6'r!...

 

[BeerB4Liquor]

When you brew and bottle up two cases and want to brew another two cases for which you don't have bottles for so it's off to the LHBS to buy more bottles. But do you buy an extra two cases of bottles? Nooooo!

 

[BeerB4Liquor]

When you brew and bottle up four cases and then throw a party to empty your bottles so you can brew another batch.

 

[BesteBrew]

When the guys at work are always asking you why you are always looking at some lame website at work

 

[Plumeja]

When you brew with the idea that I'll get the bottles in time and then spend most of your pay cheque on bottles so you can empty the buckets so you can brew more

 

[edb23]

when you're buddies call you at ten thirty because the beer distributor is closed

 

[cadarnell]

when you look for just the right lighting in the house to take a picture of your latest beer.

 

[kapbrew13]

When your calendar is filled with when to brew what, when to dry hop, when to bottle/keg, etc.

 

[MultumInParvo]

When you have 100plus bottles and dont plan on bottling again

When you have a 100+ bottles but don't recall exactly what is there because you have ten kegs sitting there...

 

[jonmohno]

When you go to a resteraunt the serves NWO beer and refuse because its one less better beer you could drink at home?

 

[jonmohno]

When you sleep with your beer under your pillow? And stick a nipple on one to suck on to fall asleep. What!

 

[MultumInParvo]

When you sleep with your beer under your pillow? And stick a nipple on one to suck on to fall asleep. What!

It has happened... Everyone has done that, right? Right???

 

[Golddiggie]

It has happened... Everyone has done that, right? Right???

ummmmm, not everyone... I don't like to suck on rubber. If you do, well, I'm not about to judge.

 

[BrewForMe]

When you sleep with your beer under your pillow? And stick a nipple on one to suck on to fall asleep. What!

Seems perfectly normal to me!

 

[binkman]

when your calendar is filled with when to brew what, when to dry hop, when to bottle/keg, etc.

+1

 

[milldoggy]

When you are a summer beer festival and one brewery is pouring beer out of 22 oz bottles and you want to ask for all their emptys. There must have been 4 cases worth.

 

[beersteiner2345]

When your calendar is filled with when to brew what, when to dry hop, when to bottle/keg, etc.

This.

 

[phenry]

When the only aspect of your life that is organized and planned is your brewing equipment and schedule.

 

[Beezy]

When the only aspect of your life that is organized and planned is your brewing equipment and schedule.

Was going to say that is me but my brewing isn't even that organized. I am a stop at the LHBS day before kinda guy.

 

[HH60gunner]

When your working in a foreign country for a year that outlaws alcohol, yet you still spend all your free time on brewing sites, and designing beer recipes that your going to try when your year is up and your back home.

 

[aerialmedical]

When you're at a Farm and Ranch Heritage museum with your family - you look inside a little Dust Bowl-era model home, see this little gas stove and tell your 5 yr. old daughter you'd like to brew on that.

 

[aerialmedical]

...you're at that same Farm and Ranch museum- see this old world cream seperating device for milk and wonder if you could some incorporate it into you brewing lineup.

 

[Ravenshead]

Dude, you found a single tier brew stand and a conical in the same museum. You could make a true to life steam-punk brewery with that.