&^$% code enforcement

Zul'jin · Jan 26, 2008

my sofa an th porch is very ncice, they can kiss my ass. ill take em all. fight me bout it. i dare yalls. leave mty sofa alone. wicker is ugly, cordaroy is way nicer. we give ut cnadu w no raxors on halloween on thst soafa to the kids. you lie kkids, no. ? sofa is good. friend ssit on it and drink beers,., we make bbers and they tll me ny niegbor isworse but he is my friend., i dont complain. leav ehis dead mommas stuff alone tgoo. this IS texas! we kicj u in pit. die code monkey!!!!@

Zul'jin · Jan 26, 2008

i mean what si wrongwith nice sofa on frnt porch? rats do not eat it. it is not rtoen up! they givew me a violaton notice!>>?? 875343 them! i got guns nman! sofa or die! it id nice! we all like it. amd mt nieghbot is my bre wbubby snf they gsve him sa tivkrt too! they dont now who we are! we stand and we fight for what we now is right! they say buckes ok, fine! i put bucket sofa. but not brew buxcet. they may take buckets. hell no! not brew buckets! in the street I calling tyou out *******! the court is colsed! cowards not oen at night!

SuperiorBrew · Jan 26, 2008

Druck

SwAMi75 · Jan 26, 2008

Zul'jin said:
i got guns nman! sofa or die!

:rockin::rockin: :rockin: :rockin:

Ryanh1801 · Jan 26, 2008

Yuri_Rage · Jan 26, 2008

Zul'jin said:
amd mt nieghbot is my bre wbubby snf they gsve him sa tivkrt too!

Wow, I don't know what you just said, but it makes me mad! I, too, am calling tyou out *******!

EvilTOJ · Jan 26, 2008

Our dear friend Zul'jin has reverted to his native tongue of Troll. I thought WoW trolls had axes, not guns! He's hit bloodlust, now he needs some people to say allo to his lil friend

Brewtopia · Jan 26, 2008

Now that's a drunken rambling!

SuperiorBrew · Jan 26, 2008

Brewtopia said:
Now that's a drunken rambling!

or is it a Mindless Mumbling

homebrewer_99 · Jan 26, 2008

A rope we gott!!

RichBrewer · Jan 26, 2008

Brewtopia said:
Now that's a drunken rambling!

SuperiorBrew said:
or is it a Mindless Mumbling

It is definitely both!

capcrnch · Jan 26, 2008

Pardon me stewardess, but I speak drucken, I can help.

Zul'jin said:
my sofa an th porch is very ncice, they can kiss my ass. ill take em all. fight me bout it. i dare yalls. leave mty sofa alone. wicker is ugly, cordaroy is way nicer. we give ut cnadu w no raxors on halloween on thst soafa to the kids. you lie kkids, no. ? sofa is good. friend ssit on it and drink beers,., we make bbers and they tll me ny niegbor isworse but he is my friend., i dont complain. leav ehis dead mommas stuff alone tgoo. this IS texas! we kicj u in pit. die code monkey!!!!@

My sofa on the porch is very nice. They can kiss my ass.
I'll take them all. Fight me about it! I dare ya'll!
Leave my sofa alone.
Wicker is ugly, corduroy is way nicer!
We give out candy with no razors on Halloween on that sofa to the kids.
You like kids, no?
Sofa is good.
Friends sit on it and drink beers.
Me make beers and they told me my neighbor is worse, but he is my friend.
I don't complain.
Leave his dead mom's stuff alone too. This IS Texas!
We kick you in the pit! DIE CODE MONKEY!

For more translations, please see capcrnch at translator.capcrnch.net

No, its not a real URL.

Hope tomorrow is better Zul'jin!!

Evets · Jan 26, 2008

I hear ya man. A sofa don't get really "right" til it's been on the porch a year or two. :drunk:

Seabee John · Jan 26, 2008

If I Had a nickel fro every time I felt like that... Woohoo was he going 100 mph or what! Gotta agree with him though. All a guy wants to do is brew a beer and drink it on his couch..... I don't understand why they're complaining, it's not like the couch is in the yard up on blocks next to the old ford pinto.

RichBrewer · Jan 26, 2008

You might be a redneck if...

Sea · Jan 26, 2008

That's b*******!

Tell the code monkey you need a place to sit while you clean your guns and mutter to yourself! Then put another on right next to it, along with a nice recliner!

Chris_Dog · Jan 26, 2008

Damn Renewers!

BlindLemonLars · Jan 26, 2008

For a moment, I thought Gabby Johnson from "Blazing Saddles" had joined the forum.

Gabby Johnson

jas0420 · Jan 26, 2008

capcrnch said:
Pardon me stewardess, but I speak drucken, I can help.

That was hilarious Cap'n! There's probably good money to be made with your excellent bi-lingual skills......

Neomich · Jan 26, 2008

This was a pretty funny read this morning. Druck as he was, he was still able to spell "enforcement" in the title, the rest of the post required translation.

capcrnch · Jan 26, 2008

jas0420 said:
That was hilarious Cap'n! There's probably good money to be made with your excellent bi-lingual skills......

I wish.
That's years of experience right there.
Hands on experience.

Drinking + internet = trying to translate my own words the next day.

DUCCCC · Jan 26, 2008

This thread almost deserves a sticky. Maybe it could be added to the Wiki for a reference piece on a proper Druck ramble.

kaptain_karma · Jan 26, 2008

I miss Saturday afternoons spent sipping beers on my lawn sofa, watching the world go by.

jds · Jan 26, 2008

They can have my couch when they pry it from my cold, dead, fingers.

or something like that.

Warped04 · Jan 26, 2008

Oh my. What's that show...ESPN classic now....I think this has to be in there....I feel for yah Zul....Don't let them take your couch.

kornkob · Jan 26, 2008

This thread useless without pics.

: )

Zul'jin · Jan 26, 2008

Revel in it. It's sofa king nice. I got an American flag too. I'm just saying...

Anyway, I've built a sofa temple in the backyard.

Tomorrow I shall build a hobo hovel on the front porch. Code Monkey say plastic furniture is OK for outside. I got buckets!

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj185/Zuljins/DCP_0007.jpg

Zul'jin · Jan 26, 2008

And thanks for the stars. It really is a 5 star couch. I will bring with me to court this thread. Please allow county jail IP to access HBT. Thank you.

Warped04 · Jan 26, 2008

That is a very nice couch.

capcrnch · Jan 27, 2008

Zul'jin said:
Code Monkey say plastic furniture is OK for outside. I got buckets!

haha, that's awesome!
Way to stick it to the man!

On a more serious note.. That couch isn't ridiculous and doesn't seem to be horribly out of place. What a dick for hammering you on it.

&^$% code enforcement

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