You know you're a home brewer when?

[Setesh]

Hoppy chapstick!! Tastes great!!View attachment 182829View attachment 182830


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Where did you get that!?!

 

[jtd_419]

Hoppy chapstick!! Tastes great!!View attachment 182829View attachment 182830


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How can I find that?

 

[Fuzzymittenbrewing]

Pretty sure New Belgium website has it.

 

[Loodachris]

When you schedule your hernia surgery to coordinate with your brew schedule.

HA I did this back in October! Brewed a Hefeweizen the night before my surgery and built my electric brewery control panel the 2 weeks I was off work. Relax and don't do any lifting pfffft

 

[Terek]

Made sure I got my orange wheat done Thursday before we went in Friday morning to have my son born. Was supposed to induce labor at 7:30 am, but we rushed in at 3 am and he was born at 330. Four hours after my brew waS done. close call

 

[rodolfo1947]

when your friends tell you that is a delicious beer , not knowing that you made yourself !


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[SupervisingChildren]

Made sure I got my orange wheat done Thursday before we went in Friday morning to have my son born. Was supposed to induce labor at 7:30 am, but we rushed in at 3 am and he was born at 330. Four hours after my brew waS done. close call

Wow. That is a close call. Congrats!

 

[COEBRA]

When you have 300+ bottles full of beer from 10 batches in the past few months and continue to base your commercial beer purchases on if their bottles are non twist off and easy labels to remove.


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Lol exactly!! I buy the Becks Sapphire commercial brew solely for the bottles to put homebrew in!! Great bottle and really easy to take the labels off!!

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[willy_mugobeer]

You know you're a homebrewer when...you've done a shot of hop-aroma-infused vodka straight from your airlock. (Wait, maybe that also belongs in the "you know you're an alkie when...." thread.)

 

[bleme]

If you rinse out your favorite bucket, catch a whiff of your last dry hop, and can't help but stick your whole head in there for a couple minutes.

 

[campbelldm1]

Your wife just gave birth to your baby girl Tuesday and she asks you to sanitize the breast pump with your "brewing sanitizing stuff "


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[TrustyOlJohnson]

How can I find that?

New Belgium was doing a promo in the Atlanta airport cause SouthWest is going to start serving Fat Tire on their flights. If I had to buy it, I have no clue lol


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[thatjonguy]

New Belgium was doing a promo in the Atlanta airport cause SouthWest is going to start serving Fat Tire on their flights. If I had to buy it, I have no clue lol


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http://shop.newbelgium.com/store/me..._Code=GG&Product_Code=100718&Category_Code=OS

 

[TrustyOlJohnson]

http://shop.newbelgium.com/store/me..._Code=GG&Product_Code=100718&Category_Code=OS

Yep, jus checked their website. Fat Tire chapstick is avail too


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[insanim8er]

When this is what your porch look like on a lazy, rainy Sunday afternoon.

 

[philjohnwilliams]

When your kid gets one of these for his birthday and the first thing you think of is whether or nor you can "borrow" it for making starters
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0094THAPQ/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

 

[splattsmier]

I don't see why not, but o doubt that motor would last very long in that capacity

 

[Jaybird]

its almost 10 o'clock at night and your cleaning up after a fermentation gone CRAZY in the master bathroom where your keeping your fermenting beer because your fermentation fridge is running at 38* F with a keg of NINKASI Imperial in it..LOL Uhhhhhgggggggg WHY DID MY BLOW OFF TUBE PLUG??? WHY!!!!!!!



Cheers
Jay

 

[TrustyOlJohnson]

its almost 10 o'clock at night and your cleaning up after a fermentation gone CRAZY in the master bathroom where your keeping your fermenting beer because your fermentation fridge is running at 38* F with a keg of NINKASI Imperial in it..LOL Uhhhhhgggggggg WHY DID MY BLOW OFF TUBE PLUG??? WHY!!!!!!!



Cheers
Jay

Cause you did such a great job making your yeasties happy and they got overexcited like a puppy!


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[Newsman]

Cause you did such a great job making your yeasties happy and they got overexcited like a puppy!


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ROFL!!!!! :rockin:

 

[JonM]

Milwaukee has a huge cnstruction company called KBS Construction. Whenever I see their trucks, I think, "Hey, look - Kentucky Breakfast Stout Construction."

 

[amfukuda]

When you haven't brewed in over a month because all the fermenters are full and you can feel yourself slowly going crazy


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[insanim8er]

When you haven't brewed in over a month because all the fermenters are full and you can feel yourself slowly going crazy


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Buy more

I have 5 of my 6 full. I about to transfer one over, so I can start another batch. I do 10 gallon batches.

 

[tjmac5071]

When your pregnant wife tells you she can't wait until I can serve her a true sampler on the paddle of all the beers I've been making while shes been unable to drink. Turns out I will have six samplers to give her so it will be the paddle +2!

 

[insanim8er]

When this is your bed (link for more pictures)

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

When this is your bed (link for more pictures)

That's not that big I was at one in Germany they used as a dance floor.


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[Chefflahertycec]

when your never home so you start brewing at work.:rockin:

 

[BeeVomit]

You see every fruit tree or grain field as a brewing opportunity.

 

[jimmarshall]

When you have over 15 cases of empty bottles in the basement and still never turn someone down when they offer them to you.

 

[insanim8er]

That's not that big I was at one in Germany they used as a dance floor.


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Oh I'm sure this one gets used as a dance floor for the horizontal tango

 

[divrguy]

When your pregnant wife tells you she can't wait until I can serve her a true sampler on the paddle of all the beers I've been making while shes been unable to drink. Turns out I will have six samplers to give her so it will be the paddle +2![/Lol

Wow.... That's quite the sampler!


Cheers!

 

[spencycle]

When you wish this bottle tree was part of your setup.




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[BadDeacon]

When you come home to this and you're not worried. Because it's positive pressure....

 

[BadDeacon]

Btw, that is as blow off that brew off.

 

[insanim8er]

Btw, that is as blow off that brew off.

I think you need a wider diameter tube, or a bigger vessel.

Now I see why it's called a widow maker black ale... Your wife is going to murder you if that got on her carpets.

 

[BadDeacon]

Had to cut the tip off the bottom of the 3 piece airlock. Fermenter is in the garage. So the wifey is ok.

 

[Kampenken]

Haven't read the previous 387 pages, but... "when you read and post on Homebrewtalk.com"

 

[Leadgolem]

When your favorite author writes, "It would be like putting a cork on a bottle of wine that was still fermenting." and you have no need to read the explanation of the metaphor.

 

[splattsmier]

When your favorite author writes, "It would be like putting a cork on a bottle of wine that was still fermenting." and you have no need to read the explanation of the metaphor.

How'd that banana wine turn out, BTW?

 

[Pinebarrensbrew]

When your room smells like hops from a vigorous blowoff on primary of ipa. (Happening as I type this, waiting for the cyser to kick up so I can have cinnamon apple+hops smell. Haha)